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How Many Perfect Dumps Have You Had?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Manny Ramirez, Feb 1, 2007.

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  1. Nice Rollin

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    First one of the year
     
    #121 Nice Rollin, Jan 9, 2013
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  2. GanjaRocket

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    fiber is essential..

    too many clean dumps
     
    #122 GanjaRocket, Jan 10, 2013
  3. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Rep for you for bumping this thread. Still searching for that next perfect dump. BTW, wasn't there a poll with this thread...where did the hell did it go?
     
    #123 Manny Ramirez, Jan 10, 2013
  4. Rox11

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    Wow, new time for everything!
     
    #124 Rox11, Feb 12, 2013
  5. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    I had one this morning. Could've gotten away without wiping. The surprising part about this is I had wings last night.
     
    #125 Rocketman95, Feb 13, 2013
  6. Nice Rollin

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    second one of the year
     
    #126 Nice Rollin, Jul 15, 2013
  7. jgreen91

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    This happens when you eat a healthy diet with a high intake of healthy fats.
     
    #127 jgreen91, Jul 15, 2013
  8. Nice Rollin

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    no. there's no explanation to why you dont get **** on inside ur ass cheeks. cuz i eat healthy and i always got mud butt.
     
    #128 Nice Rollin, Jul 15, 2013
  9. Johndoe804

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    I've had several OP. Just need to eat right.
     
    #129 Johndoe804, Jul 15, 2013
  10. LCAhmed

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    I hope to have some soon after Ramadan is over.
     
    #130 LCAhmed, Jul 15, 2013
  11. Mr. Brightside

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    How often do you have to go during Ramadan? Is it like every other day since not much food intake?
     
    #131 Mr. Brightside, Jul 15, 2013
  12. SunsRocketsfan

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    Maybe ur too fat and ur ass cheeks smudge it... For those that had perfect dunps are you all thin?
     
    #132 SunsRocketsfan, Jul 15, 2013
  13. BDswangHTX

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    I took this stuff called Huma-worm about 9 months ago, and ever since my deuces have been just like a babies' consistency, which I have been led to believe is optimal.

    Much better than pushing out those rabbit pellets.
     
    #133 BDswangHTX, Jul 15, 2013
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    now that I have a bidet installed in my house, I don't care how nasty the schit is, I get up fully cleansed
     
    #134 bigtexxx, Jul 15, 2013
  15. LCII

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    ^I have one of those Japanese bidets, once you ahve that you'll never want to **** on any other toilet again.

    And I probably have a perfect dump once a year. Twice if I'm lucky.
     
    #135 LCII, Jul 15, 2013
  16. LCAhmed

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    Na once a day usually.
     
    #136 LCAhmed, Jul 15, 2013
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    I've been a lot stricter on my eating habits/diet and nearly every single one of my dumps for the past 3 months have been perfect. It's definitely a personal record.
     
    #137 theogcasey, Jul 15, 2013
  18. Aarackniid

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    I have them a lot. I have had a week or so straight of them. Best feeling ever.
     
    #138 Aarackniid, Jul 15, 2013
  19. Jontro

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    Just had one. Saved me some toilet paper.

    GO GREEN!
     
    #139 Jontro, Aug 8, 2013
  20. rocketsjudoka

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    Just had a very impressive one in Miami airport. It looked Like about five feet of a single coil that came out in one shot. Even more impressive is that since I am coming from Peru there is the remains of Guinea pig and alpaca in there.
     
    #140 rocketsjudoka, Sep 27, 2013
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