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What Would You Do If YOU Were Playing Against the Pats on Saturday?

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  1. solid

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    If I were 6'6" and weighed 300 lbs. and could run a 4 flat 40 (this is a fantasy remember) I would rush Brady so fast that when he the snap hit his hands I would hit his face, knock him over backwards and plant him about six inches into the turf. And I would do it over and over until he limped off the field and didn't return. What would you do? (you can play any position, offense or defense)
     
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    O.K., I can't wait, I want to be the coach too. As coach I would do the opposite of everything they are expecting. I would create some trick plays and new plays to use throughout the game. I might try an onside kick at some point. I would fake a punt or two. I would throw to Arian more. I would run TJ out for a few plays. I would play Tate more. I would throw to Tate more. I would try a few play action screens. I might even run Keenum out there for a play or two. I would run some wild cats with Tate or Foster, and have them throw it!
     
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  3. conquistador#11

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    i'd run and hide like a scared coward, because nobody beats brady. Since he became elite and started throwing 600 pass attempts a season, they have won 7 consecutive superbowls.

    oh, and I'd kick willfork in the balls, accidently of course and bill too.
     
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  4. josephnicks

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    i would do nothing because the game is on sunday..
     
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  5. solid

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    Thanks for sharing; our fantasy is working itself out on Saturday. We aren't playing on Sunday, they are!
     
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  6. Pringles

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    We're playing Sunday?

    I'd make the kick/punt returner does not get past the 20 yard line, nevertheless, our goal line....
     
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  7. Pringles

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    Fixed.
     
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    I would try to hold Gronkowski to less than 3 catches.
     
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  9. DonkeyMagic

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    Ruffie their gatorade
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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  11. The Real Shady

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    Send a hitman to Nancy Kerrigan Tom Brady before the game.
     
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  12. HTown_TMac

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    Give Brady some little sausages
     
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    I have never laughed so hard in public before. Damn you. I am both ashamed and embarassed.
     
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    I'd make sure the first "roughing the passer" penalty I got, counted.
     
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    lmao, this about sums it up!
     
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  17. solid

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    I love it!
     
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  18. couple of d's

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    we need the james vanderbeek varsity blues halftime speech in here
     
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  19. blackistan

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    knock brady out the game
     
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    One time I remember the Patriots doing some funky stuff against Manning. They basically had their safeties play CB and their CB's handle safety duties without showing it. I'd bust that out for a few players and see what happens.
     
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