Lesson of the day: Being a quarterback on a repeat National Championship team gets you a Hawt girlfriend.
She was also Miss Alabama. She's got a banging bod but her face is longish... and err, she's got pointy elbows.
something about her jaw line that doesn't seem feminine... maybe I've been spending too much time in the Parsons/Lin thread.
She looks like a soap opera star...assuming she can speak words. She needs some more facial expressions, though, like "Blue Steel".
Spoiler That's a nice little family. I wonder if she would be asked to leave from Hollister if she was breastfeeding.
If I was the store manager, I would handle it this way: a) Calmly approach her and ask if she'd like to use a changing room b) Once in the dressing room, float the idea of doing the dirty c) Get sued, beat up, and lose my job d) Alcoholism until I lose my house and all other possessions e) Stand on an intersection with a sign saying I'm a wounded veteran & single father needing money to feed my two kids
