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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by the shark, Jan 3, 2013.

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  1. the shark

    the shark Member

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    after watching the "Dear Zachary" documentary earlier this morning I'm a little down. Always felt like a little humor could help. Would love to hear your favorite joke(s). Thanks!!!
     
    #1 the shark, Jan 3, 2013
  2. NateNate

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    If you wanna see a joke i can show you my paycheck
     
    #2 NateNate, Jan 3, 2013
  3. SwoLy-D

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    You don't want to contribute, but you ask us for one?!?!? :rolleyes:

    FINE:

    The Dallas Cowboys. :grin:
     
    #3 SwoLy-D, Jan 3, 2013
  4. RKREBORN

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    If you want a joke, I can show you NateNate's paycheck.
     
    #4 RKREBORN, Jan 3, 2013
  5. Jontro

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    It's ok brah, cry it out. No need for jokes.
     
    #5 Jontro, Jan 3, 2013
  6. Luckkky

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    if you wanna see a joke i can show you my penis
     
    #6 Luckkky, Jan 3, 2013
  7. Dei

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    [​IMG]
     
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  8. DFWRocket

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    Why can't the Tyrannosaurus Rex clap its hands?


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    ...Because its dead
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    #8 DFWRocket, Jan 3, 2013
  9. NateNate

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    Heyyyyy..... ! Panda express values my hard work!!!
     
    #9 NateNate, Jan 3, 2013
  10. Deckard

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    I wouldn't belong to a church that would have me as a member.

    You can substitute pretty much anything for "church." I used that because this joke is what I say when someone asks me about my religion. It's paraphrasing a joke by Groucho Marx, one Woody Allen stole himself, so I'm in good company.
     
    #10 Deckard, Jan 3, 2013
  11. Haymitch

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  12. LCAhmed

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    Life.
     
    #12 LCAhmed, Jan 3, 2013
  13. Prince

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  14. Rocket River

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    What did the Tub say to the toilet?





    I might kiss a little @ss
    but I am not taking all that ****!!

    Rocket River
     
    #14 Rocket River, Jan 3, 2013
  15. Rodman23

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    Thats not Jeremy Lin
     
    #15 Rodman23, Jan 3, 2013
  16. Rashmon

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    How do you keep a clutchfan poster in suspense?
     
    #16 Rashmon, Jan 3, 2013
  17. OlajuwonFan81

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    These have been some awful jokes.
     
    #17 OlajuwonFan81, Jan 3, 2013
  18. J Sizzle

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    What do you call a curious alligator wearing a vest?









    An Investigator! (snickers snickers)
     
    #18 J Sizzle, Jan 3, 2013
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    A man walks into a bar all depressed. The bartender asks him why, and the man says "I just found out my oldest son is gay." So the bartender makes him a strong drink.

    The next day, the same man walks in with the same demeanor. The bartender asks why and the man says "I just found out my middle son is gay." So the bartender makes him a strong drink.

    The next day, the same man walks in with the same demeanor. The bartender asks why and the man says "I just found out my youngest son is gay." As the bartender makes the drink he asks the man "Does anyone in your family like women?" To which the man replies "Yeah, my daughter."
     
    #19 da_juice, Jan 3, 2013
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  20. jank1434

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    Did you hear about the fire at the circus?



    It was in tents
     
    #20 jank1434, Jan 3, 2013
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