I think the "I'm high thread" is going to beat out this thread tonight for people checking in. Legalize!
Listen to me you Happy New Year sad b*stard. Just because you are drunk and alone doesn't mean you should call it quits tonight and crawl into bed and switch your electric blanky on and cry yourself to sleep tossing and turning in the throes of your own self imposed depression. (Electrical fire hazard anyway) I do not know what is wetter, the streets out there or the tossed Kleenex scattered about your dirty bedroom. Keep drinking only to delude your mind that this year will be different from all those other wasted years where you did nothing and grandstanded about going to all these different restaurants and finally skydiving. All you really did anyways was glaze your eyes over after reading about skydiving and getting bored then moving onto viewing some vicious unspeakable p*rn ****. Just keep strong doing what you know best; Wasting your life drinking while having grand delusions about yourself. Sure, maybe someday you will get your **** together and we will all finally see your masterpiece in whatever type of art you lazily dabble in. But until then keep busting up your mind with the alcohol until those fireworks bleed away into morning.
you and me. in both threads. chirp chirp I think we need to make an new "Official Nerds Thread" ... hey...do you play internet bridge...all my partners left the table for the party.
Maybe. I do not smoke however, so nice try mar1juana trickster! But I do hope your Hello Kitty blanket is Bounty fresh and warm on your little nuts.
^ Hold on. That did not happen in no way ever happened between Worf and Commander Riker. No way... r e a l l y. Like, did they hold each other?
drunk dude talking **** to "mar1juana trickster" and "[Official] I'm high thread" dude. lols What is a "mar1juana trickster" anyhow? Drunk dude is afraid of getting rapped in the !ss...me thinks.
Uhm he said something to me first and you two seem like you should go all Star Trek gay on each other anyway. I don't care nor will judge you two. I look forward to your Human/Klingon wedding.
meh,,, SleepyRodriquez failed to play real ball on NYEs night, thinking he was talking to a drunk dude. No, I wasn't drunk, so you were playing in the drunk thread while sober looking like an idiot to me. You suck at the internet. go away. Stay away from this freaking official thread...p***y. Idiot. How much more of a p***y can you be that to parade around a NYEs thread calling everyone drunk. So sad...you p***y
I'm pretty drunk right now. Friends threw a badass New Year's Eve party. My boys getting mad because my gf is cockblocking them with her bff. Idc she's too nice to be just another number so I advised her to stay away. Oh well. happy New Years everyone!
Girls don't cockbock guys on NYEs...they aren't allowed to when their friends dress up for sex...So, they are simply cockblocking their bff's on NYEs who want to get laid by your boys, because it makes them feel s p e c i a l #wordapp #bffblocktroppers Your girl flat out controlled the NYE's sex scouting of her friends #sextrooping . Your girl blocked her friends. b**** We need her phone number right NOW, before her BFFs wake up. And what is up with multiple BFFs...not like I'm complaining...the grammar seems OK with me.
loudly making breakfast (lots of bacon to ease my hangover), have already agitated my dogue in the hope that he wakes her up so that i can be alone & on the couch by 9am *im going to throuw a pig ear on the bed
Was trying to pick up a girl last night and she got me kicked out of the club for holding her back when her drunk ass randomly started fighting her sister. We then went outside and when her sister came out she ran and sucker punched her in front of a cop. I pulled her back so she head butted her then kicked her in the face. It was bad ass. Didn't get any though , just got her a cab ride home. No pics of her elbows.
