You know you've failed at life when

I can never seem to win at any of the AoE series without cheats.

 

You know you've failed at life when QUIT

 

When you listening to Justin bieber. Girl you my hallelujah. As long as you love me.....

 

;______;

 

If sirius, bunker down, let the ai exhaust itself, then cruise in with units from a loaded tech tree.

Not the way it's supposed to be beaten, but it works 70% of the time all the time.

 

When you make a thread like a woman seeking attention

 

this. the sooner you let them go, the sooner you'll start feeling better about yourself. cut ties fast.

 

when you get caught masturbating

 

Your DD

 

That's when you've made it in life. Sugar mommas rule!

 

When you are old enough to troll, but still don't know the difference between your and you're.

 

never been "caught" but i've been interrupted/walked-in upon.

 

Are you that insecure where that would bother you?

 

I didn't think he was elite. But I thought he was good enough. So yes, I was a deluded fool.

 

When you make a stupid thread like this one..

 

Depends on who catches you

 

You hate your family.