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[Doggie Love] Arizona Woman Charged With Crimes Against Nature

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by percicles, Dec 2, 2012.

  1. juicystream

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    She is a Ron Paul voter. Libertarian views would benefit her lifestyle.

    Sad thing is she is a mom.
     
  2. sugrlndkid

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    One last joke..

    "I told you to give the dog a bone. Not a boner"

    - confused boyfriend
     
  3. DonkeyMagic

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    Old mother Hubbard went to the cub-bard to fetch her dog a bone.
    When she bent over, Rover took over...
    And gave her a bone of his own.

    Ohhhhh

    [​IMG]
     
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  4. LonghornFan

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    How big was her litter?
     
  5. rudan

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    In a society that lets gay people marry, whats the difference :grin:
     
  6. Deckard

    Deckard Blade Runner
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    With all due respect, that wasn't the least bit funny.
     
  7. heypartner

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    Must have been a lap dog.
     
  8. DonkeyMagic

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    sure it wasn't a Cocker Spaniel?
     
  9. VanityHalfBlack

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    Taking a dog for a walk isn't enough anymore???
     
  10. heypartner

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    OK, doing man's best friend is one thing, but I hope she knows a Honey Badger is no honey.
     
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    When she said she wanted a hot dog, her boyfriend thought it was appropriate to give her ketchup and mustard...
     
  13. edwardc

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    Just nasty
     
  14. Deckard

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    Back in the Spring of 1971, I went to a large club in Amsterdam, a club that still exists, called The Melkweg, which is The Milky Way in English. At the time, they had a large room upstairs that we would call a media room, or something similar, today. A room that held several dozen people. There were several screens showing both movies and images on 3 of the 4 walls, with most of the flicks being in English. Everyone laid around on cushions on the floor and took in what was being displayed around them, while enjoying various beverages and substances freely for sale there. The atmosphere was rather thick, you might say. I was with my Dutch girlfriend, enjoying the experience. Remember that everything from Tom and Jerry cartoons, to The Wizard of Oz, was being shown at the same time, with what would be called p*rnography being in the mix here and there. Whoever was running it would add the soundtrack to one of the films or "short subjects" depending on what inspired him/her, and that person was being quite creative. It was very entertaining. After a while, what did I see on one of the screens? Yeah, you guessed it. A woman doing just what is described in this thread, with a German Shepherd. Do you know what followed it on the same screen? That scene from The Sound of Music, where Maria, played by Julie Andrews, is on a mountain meadow singing, "The hills are alive!"
    True story.
     
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  15. Raven

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    Whatever. I doubt her dog was complaining, and she could probably make a lot of money in Japan.
     
  16. Amel

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    Ugh, you guys have no clue how may females do this stuff and don't get cough

    disturbing!
     
  17. LonghornFan

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    So humans who plant a strawberry shortcake on a dog can get kennel cough? Good to know.
     
  18. B-Bob

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    You have a lot of nerve being in this thread, as if your dog had never been in an inappropriate situation.
     

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