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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by SleepyRodriguez, Nov 28, 2012.

  1. Dairy Ashford

    Dairy Ashford Member

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    Your hopes and desires aren't as unique as you think: you watched the same movies, TV commercials and music videos as everyone else and were conditioned to subconsciously associate beauty and likability by the same standards. Everyone grades themselves and everyone else along that scale and then classify potential counterparts into groups that score equal to, higher or lower than them on that continuum. Then based on the type of people they want, they calculate and exert the needed effort into polishing their appearance, maximizing and/or projecting their socioeconomic status, and then socially mirroring and emotionally engaging prospective mates. Based on their success rate and emotional fulfillment, they re-prioritize desirable qualities, continue their search and ultimately find a mate: for the simple reason that they're all playing the same game by the same rules for the same exact prize.
     
  2. SleepyRodriguez

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    Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the Daryl Morey of LOVE. By the way, who still watches music videos? Quit trying to make it so complex.
     
  3. Dairy Ashford

    Dairy Ashford Member

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    Quit buying indentured servants online and putting less thought and effort into lifelong relationships than you would into a car rental. And maybe keep it to yourself next time, not sure what kind of huzzahs you were expecting for immigration fraud and sex slavery.
     
  4. SleepyRodriguez

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    When did I buy one?
     
  5. heypartner

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    Yeah right! it's like he could have just simply said that you view woman as assets like the rest of us, and are considering buying and trading them like pokeman cards.

    no need to 'splain the underlying analytics of eharmony pouhe.
     
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  6. Dairy Ashford

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    You're obviously thinking about and trying to rationalize it to complete strangers, pretty fair to assume you're either buying one or planning to.
     
  7. Mathloom

    Mathloom Shameless Optimist

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    Get two of them. Then get two of your friends. Set up a table for you and your 2 friends to be judges as if you're on American Idol. Now give them a set of chores and outfits, and see who completes them faster, better, friendlier. Give them scores. End of the day tell the one who did everything better she can go back home because you don't appreciate her creepy slavish behavior. Make sure the other one sees you sending the "winner" back home, it will keep her on her toes.
     
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  8. Invisible Fan

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    It beats the rubber doll you beat around, amirite?
     
  9. kidcave9

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    No refunds
     
  10. jocar

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    Adam's apple included?
     
  11. Rocket River

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    It's all good until the father shows up . . . .
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    Rocket River
     
  12. Yung-T

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    If he gets one and posts about the life with her in this thread, it will be the best thread evuuuur.
     
  13. Blake

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    I'm sure she will be faithful and never leave you, especially not for another man! :p
     
  14. hotballa

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    Why not just hire a weekly maid, and then hire a hooker every other day? This is essentially what you are looking for
     
  15. cheke64

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    Key and Peel, the pizza order.
     
  16. pirc1

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    But hooker and maid more expensive than a mail order bride.
     
  17. hotballa

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    Yeah but if he wants to live in a fantasy world...:grin:
     
  18. Han Solo

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    How much does a Russian mail order bride cost?
     
  19. pirc1

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    Depend on the grade level. Are we talking about grade A or grade F here? :grin:
     
  20. justtxyank

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    Mail order brides are usually a scam. They come over here and marry you and get citizenship. While married to you they are looking to upgrade into a wealthier situation. After a few years you are almost SURE to be divorced while the bride has married someone richer. If you are lucky you didn't get stuck with a kid that she has custody of causing you to send a check every month to the home of the man who already has more money than you that is now stuffing your wife.

    The only thing you can take solace in is that sooner or later she will ditch that guy and move on up.

    This will happen until she is plenty rich or dead.
     

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