[HYPOTHETICAL] Pretend there is NO electricity

What's the big deal. I don't need a vibrator or sybian like girls do. I can fap, fap, fap without outlets and batteries.

 

I'd be ballin

 

id be drawing smiley faces everywhere with glow in the dark markers -Swoly-D

 

I'd probably create my own roving gang of cannibalistic rapists. You know it would happen eventually, so I might as well be the first and get a decent market share.

 

If there is no electricity, the nuclear power plants will explode and everyone is screwed

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Married raising my family in the woods. hunting grizzlies and deer to feed them, while using their hide to clothe my family.

 

Grab a kitana, some Playboys, and be on my way. Oh and keep a b-ball on me so I can ball out with the lights out.

 

I'd be building an amplifier to expand the range of my magical pendant.

 

I guess I would garden and read. And sharpen spears to go on a hunt.

 

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Beat me to the punch

 

I'd be one happy son of a b****. All these gadgets, IMO do more harm than good- at least for the youth.

 

Says the guy on the computer.

Silly luddites.

 

Nope. It just needs the magical pendant.

 

Potato farmer=$$$$$$$

 

I'm probably as good an example as any. I think having the internet and all sorts of gadgets stunted the social growth of not only me, but my peers.

 

Apparently, you can be Andrew Bynum's hair stylist.

 

I would be a rancher and raise cattle and horses.

 

First world problems