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Rockets Request: Looking for a new "BEARD" slogan or catchphrase

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Clutch, Oct 30, 2012.

  1. Horry33

    Horry33 Member

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    Cheer the Beard
     
  2. mogrod

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    Couple of more....

    - I Beard therefore I am

    - Beard Cheer

    - Beard=MC2

    - Beardzinga!
     
  3. Han Solo

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    Beard of Steel
     
  4. HTown_TMac

    HTown_TMac Member

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    This.

    Beard Me/ Beard On

    Never underestimate the heart of a beard.

    Beard City
     
  5. RV6

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    I'm here for the Beard.

    King of Beards.
     
  6. Han Solo

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    What, are you dense? Are you r****ded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I’m the ******* Beardman.
     
  7. crossover

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    Slogans:

    The Year of the Beard
    The Mane Event
    Half Man, Half Beard

    Events:

    BYOBeard Nights
    Samson Half Court Shot (must wear a beard while shooting)

    Commentating:

    "That play was the Rocket's Beard and butter"
    "With emphatic jam and the facial...hair!"
    "Bear-D-fence!"
     
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  8. BeardlyBeardman

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    No Shaving. No Mercy!
     
  9. pippendagimp

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    The name is Beard. James Beard.

    Revere the Beard

    Beard in Flight

    I Believe My Beard Can Fly, I Believe It Can Tickle the Sky

    Attack of the Killer Beard

    Don't Shave, Just Win

    Beardlicious

    Just Beard It.

    Suck my Beard.

    The Bearded Sorcerer

    Step off my Stubble!

    Got Gillette?

    Beware of my Chia Pet

    No Hobo (not that there's anything wrong with that)
     
  10. greatpacha1

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    hahahah, freaking asians...lol
     
  11. Han Solo

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    Houston could be great fans Beard-El if they wish to be. They only lack the beard to show the way.
     
  12. RV6

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    Hey Beard Let's Party!

    Let It Beard.
     
  13. DaonlyLA

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    James " Beard Like Worthy" Harden! lol
     
  14. ROXTXIA

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    Too bad "Beard Like Harden" (Moves Like Jagger) was taken already.

    Have marketing get hold of the opening sequence to "Game of Thrones" (how much would that cost?) and re-tool it to "Game of Beards", displaying player names across the images while that awesome music plays:

    JAMES HARDEN

    JEREMY LIN

    etc.

    Or just get the music and come up with a cheaper montage that basically follows GoT's opening while you show each of the players in turn, wearing that he'd-never-get-through-airport-security-without-a-hassle beard.

    Remember when that sun passes over the map in the GoT opening (and you can hear its muted burning roar)? Come up with same, but the sun passes over a map of the Gulf Coast, zeroes in on Houston, then the Toyota Center, then focuses in on the team facing the camera, wearing their fake beards.
     
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    Here are some originals!!!!

    Le-Beard James

    Beard mode!

    Beard & Ernie (TNT segment)

    Beard the Great

    "Houston... we have a Beard"

    A New Beard

    Beardtrest

    BeardTube

    The BeardShake

    Ginobeardli
     
  16. SacTown

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    Houston, We have a Beard
     
  17. davidio840

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    [​IMG]
     
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    Not sure if this one was already mentioned:


    His Beardness (like his Air-ness)
     
  19. VooDooPope

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    Keep the beard weird.
     
  20. Rocketman1234

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    THE RISE OF THE BEARD
     

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