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Why Do People Prefer a Crotch in Their Face vs. a Rear End?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by hotballa, Oct 24, 2012.

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  1. hotballa

    hotballa Contributing Member

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    Noticed this a few times on the train, and had it happen to me recently. The subways in NYC are usually packed on the times that I do use them, and I've had a few instances where people complain that my butt is in their face because of the amount of people in the subway car. Yet when I turn around and my crotch is facing them instead, there is no complaint even though the distance between us hasn't changed. Am I the only one that has noticed this?
     
    #1 hotballa, Oct 24, 2012
  2. SwoLy-D

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    Probability of you FARTING on them > Probability of you peeing on them

    :eek:
     
    #2 SwoLy-D, Oct 24, 2012
  3. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    Maybe you have asymmetric stank. Yuck.

    Otherwise, agree with Swoly.
     
    #3 B-Bob, Oct 24, 2012
  4. BigBird

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  5. RV6

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    Hotballa thread? ;)
     
    #5 RV6, Oct 24, 2012
  6. Eric Riley

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    By the title alone I thought you were talking about something else.
     
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  7. Eric Riley

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    Oh, and obligatory

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    #7 Eric Riley, Oct 24, 2012
  8. SwoLy-D

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    Hair pie >>>>>> Poop chute

    :eek:

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    #8 SwoLy-D, Oct 24, 2012
  9. Like A Breath

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    I am pleasantly surprised by the innocence of this thread.
     
    #9 Like A Breath, Oct 24, 2012
  10. weakfromtoday

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    I used to notice that, too. As long as no one is clipping their toenails or urinating next to me on the train, I'm cool.
     
    #10 weakfromtoday, Oct 24, 2012
  11. hotballa

    hotballa Contributing Member

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    hmm, this is true. Though if you think about it, I'd much rather be farted on than peed on.
     
    #11 hotballa, Oct 24, 2012
  12. SwoLy-D

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    [​IMG]

    :(
     
    #12 SwoLy-D, Oct 24, 2012
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  14. Yung-T

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    Because your butt stinks.
     
    #14 Yung-T, Oct 24, 2012
  15. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    Obligatory potential-epic-thread participatory post.
     
    #15 boomboom, Oct 24, 2012
  16. DonkeyMagic

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    Girls get the crotch...everyone knows that
     
    #16 DonkeyMagic, Oct 24, 2012
  17. fadeaway

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    What the **** is that??!! :eek:
     
    #17 fadeaway, Oct 24, 2012
  18. Yung-T

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    Rocketgirl.
     
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  19. hotballa

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    LOL I dunno why this comment made me laugh
     
    #19 hotballa, Oct 24, 2012
  20. jank1434

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    One of the better hotballs threads in a while. It will have everyone thinking.
     
    #20 jank1434, Oct 24, 2012
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