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Big Tex burns at State Fair

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Surfguy, Oct 19, 2012.

  1. bigtexxx

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    Gentlemen -- reports of my demise have been greatly exaggerated.

    I've commenced operations from my secure backup location.
     
  2. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Mitt Romney's butthole.
     
  3. ipaman

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    OHHH, BURNED!!!! Again... :p
     
  4. BigBird

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    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/qf9Lps0P-Do" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

    kumbaya
     
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    Who was this man?
     
  6. Surfguy

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    He used to be Marlboro Man. The smoking gave him lung disease, he had to have both lungs amputated as well body below the waist. He was retrofitted onto a steel frame living on artificial support, his living tissue head couldn't speak (speaker wired to microphone spoken into by another man). He saved up enough Marlboro points to retire to the State Fair where he worked for minimum wage for many years until his death today. He always said he wanted to go out like a pyrotechnic at a rock concert. His DNA is in cryo at a laboratory in Los Alamos. He will be recreated. In the mean time, dunno where he got to mr roboto...dunno...dunno.
     
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    Zing.
     
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    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    Word is thousands of miscreants are on their way with decorated floats and hope to make it an annual thing.
     
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    I know what happened!

     
  12. Rodman23

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    I blame Dallas.
     
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    After eating many ghost peppers.
     
  14. ferrari77

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    Not the real Big Tex otherwise you'd have told us

    "Howwwwdy folks"!

    :(:(
     
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    Joshfast "We're all gonna die" - Billy Sole
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    So now UT and OU have better bonfires, too.
     
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