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my friend's nanny

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by thegary, Oct 16, 2012.

  1. Joshfast

    Joshfast "We're all gonna die" - Billy Sole
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    See, if he had a mar1juana problem, he would have just giggled at the thought for about 5 minutes then went to Taco Bell.
     
  2. thegary

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    1. i love my wife and have the utmost respect for her.
    2. i have had a serious drinking problem for most of my life.
    3. if being extremely attracted to women makes me a perv, then i plead guilty.
    4. i may be a mess but i am in no way insecure.
    5. i do like taking the piss, but the nanny definately exists.
     
  3. LosPollosHermanos

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    right, and going it outdoors would be your first thought. :rolleyes:
     
  4. SwoLy-D

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    This is accurate. KUDOS, madam. :cool:

    Fixed. :cool:
     
  5. NewRoxFan

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    Tiger had this same question arise about his friend Jesper's nanny...[​IMG]
     
  6. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    If you're going to hit it, be a man and leave your wife first.
     
  7. robbie380

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    THEGARY, RESPECTS HIS WIFE

    NANNY ****ING ON CLUTCHFANS

    24/7 DRUNK​



    please read THEGARY as one syllable :eek:
     
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  8. SwoLy-D

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    Just to "try" a nanny that might not even stay with him? :confused:

    He should be a MAN and stop looking at the nanny this way and respect his wife.
     
  9. thegary

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    i don't drink everyday. i try not to do it at all but sometimes i fail. if i were sober i wouldn't have posted the thread. i was drunk dialing, so to speak. anyway, i've been with my wife for 12 years and have never cheated on her despite many situations where things have gotten a little too warmed up. until i got married, the only things i was interested in were art, women, and booze. i am impulsive and extreme by nature and it's hard to totally shake that off. i am working on it though. also, we've never discussed it but i'm not sure my wife would have a big problem with it. i actually met her at a bar in brooklyn, found out she had a fiance in europe, soon to join her. he came but things obviously went a different direction than either of them were planning. nothing happened that first night, we just talked about art. we met up a few nights later at an opening, then hung out all night. i started to fall in love with her before i even kissed her.
     
  10. moestavern19

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    I've got my own demons, and the wayward puss is definitely hard to ignore, but I can't imagine doing that to my wife and sons.

    Maybe we aren't wired for monogamy, but loyalty is an underrated quality.
     
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  11. Uprising

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    So. Hope she doesn't see this thread.
     
  12. Haymitch

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    Truer words...
     
  13. thegary

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    agreed. i guess that's how i've been able to abstain.
     
  14. SwoLy-D

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    THANK YOU, sir. :cool:

    faith in humanity restored
     
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  15. Granville

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    I don't think you even had a shot at this young girl. I think you are making this crap up to boost your own ego. It backfired because even if true it makes you look like a scumbag. Your stupid attempt at hitting on Finalsbound was pathetic too.
     
  16. ima_drummer2k

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    Just do what most married guys do. Take a mental image of the nanny and make a deposit into the spank bank, ya savvy?

    But for the love of all that is holy, BE CAREFUL.

    [​IMG]
     
  17. thegary

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    i have "shots" at many, you don't know a damn thing about me. my bad for vicariously sharing my dirty mind through the board. if you want to think i'm a scumbag, go right ahead, i don't care. as for finals, she's a big girl and can take care of herself, i think she's fine with it fwiw.
     
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    and the power of shame is pretty strong too
     
  20. spdngyns69

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    It's funny how pussie always throws itself at you once you're no longer in the market. I say you keep fighting it sir and the lion will tame itself. Temptation is a !!!!!! I'm rootin' for ya. Ahhh the brand new stuff...must resist...must resist. Ok nuff ranting.
     

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