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How do you choose between two women?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by ferrari77, Oct 4, 2012.

  1. ferrari77

    ferrari77 Member

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    Body being equal- everything right- on both of them.
    How do my playas on CF do the choosing when two girls want you?
    Any stories y'all can share?
     
  2. da_juice

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    When you say they're both equal- do you mean in looks or in everything else (personality, income, intellect)?
     
  3. Dei

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    Pics.
     
  4. basso

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    You want to know how it will be
    Me and her or you and me
    You both sit there with your long hair flowing
    Your eyes alive, your minds are still growing
    Saying to me what can we do now that we
    Both love you -- I love you too
    But I don't really see, why can't we go on as three
     
  5. Yung-T

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    Think there's always one that really stands out from all other women, can be the smile or look she gives you or something she does that makes her unique for you.

    Don't know how two can be totally equal to you, maybe elaborate?
     
  6. DonkeyMagic

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    Deep throat contest
     
  7. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    Let junior decide.
     
  8. Mathloom

    Mathloom Shameless Optimist

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    "Playas", by definition, don't "choose" between two women.
     
  9. Precision340

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    one on friday, the other on saturday
     
  10. iconoclastic

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    Start a thread with pics of both of them and let CF vote to decide.



    Also,

    A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money.

    The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.

    The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.

    The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.

    The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money, and then he married the one with the largest breasts.
     
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  11. Rodman23

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    They'll eventually find out that you don't really own a ferrari.
     
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  12. JD88

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    Which one puts out more?
     
  13. heypartner

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    Which one gives me more sexy time.
     
  14. Dei

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    Ok now this is funny.
     
  15. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    I'll tell you what I'd do, man. Two chicks at the same time, man.
    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/A939QRRSNV4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
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  16. edwardc

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    which everone make you happy.
     
  17. SK34

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    I can't even get one.. and you are playing with two... :( lol
     
  18. SK34

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    The ONe That CAN COOK!!!
     
  19. KingStevo10

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    which ever one farts first in front of you.
     
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    Cage match
     

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