Been in Tennessee the past week, really enjoying it. People are cool doing their own thing and not people watching 24/7 like Austin, where women stare with their jaws to the floor and don't leave certain people with any privacy. I know most of you are 13-14 and thinking about colleges so here's why I like the Volunteers over the Longhorns - 1. Both campuses are pretty plain, but Austin is too streetsy and pedestrians are often arrested by officers for jaywalking or hit by cars 2. People are soulful and warm in Knoxville (& Nashville). 2b. People too busy getting high in Austin to care. Lots of hairy, unkempt types loitering around calling themselves artists 3. Mountains nearby and a lot of natural scenery. Great weather for runs and riding bikes. 3b. Austin surrounded by gas stations and dust. Pointlessly bike friendly 4. UT Austin has too many south Asians, creating a fake ghetto culture and alienating classy people. 4b. South Asians scared of places with cold weather; Tennessee safe 5. Girls in Ten take on the shape of landscape - full of luscious curves and tight twists. 5b. Austin girls also take on landscape - flat bodies and wide open legs. 6. Ppl in Austin pretend to own lakehouses that belong to family friends 6b. Girls I hung out with in Knoxville are naturally sweet and don't try to be something they're not. The only advantage Austin has is the lack of Jesus talk polluting the airwaves and nightlife - but still a social scene of many unattractive people. Austin is overhyped tbh - it's not hip and vibrant like San Fran, it's closer to being weird and degenerative like New Orleans with tons of old creepers always lurking around in Hawaiian shirts. The general consensus at both places was I oozed a certain class and magnetism that made them desire me, so there's no bias here... only the truth.
I'm referring to the ones at UT and their sketchy social impact. San Fran is a cool place and something I call purely diverse - I love karaoking there. Austin is segregated. Naturally I didn't have to share, but since there should be UT alumni on here, I'd like to know what they love most about their city because .. I .. don't see it.
You are trying too hard. Your material is no longer inspired or original. It is played out... Move on, create another character or go to another message board. Seriously, it is painful... Like watching watching TMac playing for the Hawks or seeing Favre concussed on Monday night. YOU ARE DONE.
I went to school at UT and was in Nashville in August. Your opinions are lame and not worth my time arguing, except for this: 3. Mountains nearby and a lot of natural scenery. Great weather for runs and riding bikes. 3b. Austin surrounded by gas stations and dust. Pointlessly bike friendly Clearly you never visited Mount Bonnell, Barton Springs, Zilker Park, Greenbelt, Hamilton Pool, took a drive on Mopac or in Westlake, paddle board on Town Lake, etc. You are an idiot.
In defense of the University of Texas, I offer this: Tennessee Fraternity Denies "Buttchugging" Charge at Press Conference
UT = University of Texas - Austin Tennessee = University of Tennessee - Knoxville Type UT into google image search, and tell me when a picture related to the Volunteers pops up.
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you try wayyyy too hard. If you're so desperate for attention that its so obvious on an internet message board you must have a really sorry life. Sorry to hear about it.
Knoxville has a small town, warm America vibe that I found authentic. Austin is just confused and unhygienic. Anyways , the ut alums are a little bit salty (like the us govt was with wikileaks) but I'm glad I could make the difference in the lives of the up and coming, untainted generation. A world of possibilities are ahead of you, don't settle for less!
