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Man faces jail time after caught sexing up a couch

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  1. JD88

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    http://waukesha.patch.com/articles/...ng-sex-with-a-couch?ncid=searchuspatc00000002

    A 46-year-old Waukesha man is facing charges after an off-duty cop jogging through the Pebble Valley neighborhood found the man having sex with an abandoned couch set on a curb, according to a criminal complaint.

    Gerard P. Streator was charged in Waukesha County Circuit Court on Thursday with one count of lewd and lascivious behavior. If convicted, he faces up to nine months in prison and $10,000 in fines.

    According to the criminal complaint:

    At 11 p.m. Sept. 3, the off-duty Waukesha police officer was out for a jog on North University Drive near Pebble Valley Road when he spotted an abandoned yellow couch on the curb. He observed Streator by the couch and thrusting his hips as if he was having sex with a person.

    The officer approached Streator to see what was going on and yelled “what are you doing,” which caused Streator to run away. The officer didn’t see anyone else on the couch, but the officer realized Streator was thrusting it between the couch cushions for sexual gratification.

    The officer chased Streator to an apartment complex in the 2600 block of North University, where he went into a locked lobby, walked upstairs to an apartment and entered. The officer contacted the police department about the incident and discovered Streator’s name.

    The next day police went back to the apartment and talked to Streator’s wife. She said police were there the night before, but her husband had done nothing wrong.

    Police then went to Country Springs Hotel where Streator works and asked him about the incident. He denied being out, saying he had been at home with his wife and had gone to bed around 10:30 p.m.

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    That's an awfully 'stiff' penalty.
     
    #1 JD88, Sep 24, 2012
  2. Mr. Brightside

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  3. Hak34

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    Ok, what gets me here is the cops actions. At what point do you see this dude run off and think..."Oh no you don't you muther sucker. Im going to get you". Lets have a giant investigation over it, and waste time over a guy dry humping a couch. Seriously.

    You yelled, he ran. Laugh it off with your buds over some beers.
     
    #3 Hak34, Sep 24, 2012
  4. QdoubleA

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    More cushion for the pushin'.
     
    #4 QdoubleA, Sep 24, 2012
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  5. R0ckets03

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    Must have had a tiny poon otherwise the cop might have shot him for pointing at him.
     
    #5 R0ckets03, Sep 24, 2012
  6. DonatasFanboy

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    kind of... an off duty cop goes on a chase after some guy who likes to hump furniture in the middle of the night?
    i guess the cop wanted to be on the news.

    what's next though? there are no witnesses, and the guy denies it, so... are they going to search for DNA samples on the couch?
    i don't think there's any way you can prove it, unless you find witnesses. well, maybe if you actually find semen... :rolleyes:
    the whole situation is dumb all around...
     
    #6 DonatasFanboy, Sep 24, 2012
  7. BetterThanEver

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    man to wife: "Don't leave, baby. You are still sexy to me. The couch doesn't mean anything. It was just a one-night stand."
     
    #7 BetterThanEver, Sep 24, 2012
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    "You're sexing the night stand too?!"
     
    #8 liljojo, Sep 24, 2012
  9. Steve_Francis_rules

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    And nine months later:

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  10. cheke64

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    That explains those unexplained holes in the back of sofas.
     
    #10 cheke64, Sep 24, 2012
  11. BetterThanI

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    Must have been one helluva couch...

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  12. heypartner

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    There's a Nip Tuck episode about this.
     
    #12 heypartner, Sep 24, 2012
  13. Yonkers

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    Maybe he thought it was Sofa Vergara

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  14. Salvy

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    Thats nothing... Look at this...
    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ONBGIMrlSjw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #14 Salvy, Sep 24, 2012
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    Was it Jeremy Lin in disguise? We all know he favors couches.....
     
    #16 roxxfan, Sep 24, 2012
  17. Rodman23

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    So, that's basically the same as anal....I might **** Kim Kardashian's couch.(not srs)
     
    #17 Rodman23, Sep 25, 2012
  18. LCAhmed

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    That dude is gay for a car. He named his car Chase....
     
    #18 LCAhmed, Sep 25, 2012
  19. TdashDUB

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    I commend you


    Damn you. I came in here just to reference that..
     
    #19 TdashDUB, Sep 25, 2012
  20. hotballa

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    How does he know that?
     
    #20 hotballa, Sep 25, 2012
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