What are your predictions for this upcoming season?

Pain, yes. Pain with gain, yes. (I am a polyanna, after all.)

 

Hahahahaha. That's awesome!

 

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You definitely made this outlandish, I can't predict if Jeremy Lamb will be playing in Houston by the end of the season, but what I can predict is that he will be playing shooting guard. He is long, athletic, and a good shooter, that sounds like a SG to me.

 

I predict K Mart Patterson Morris will be traded...T Jones and Lamb will become starters...All 4 Rookies will play in rookie challenge...Jeremy Lin will be outplayed by Machado in every practice but no one will dare report it.

 

Please, please, please explain to me how it's easier to gain lateral quickness than it is strength. There is a reason that coaches (in all sports) like speed and quickness; it's because it's been described as something that you can't coach. I'm not saying you can't ever get quicker, but there it is easy (in theory) to get stronger, just lift more weights.

And even if Jeremy Lamb was to get quicker, at 6'5, athletic, quick, and a high wing span, why would you want to waste that on a PG? Let him play a position where he can excel and not have to worry about being the ultimate facilitator.

 

truth.com

 

See post #12, noobie....


EDIT: oh, wait.....

 

Ah!!! Beat me to it. It was the 1st thing to pop into my mind when I saw the topic!!!

 

-2012-

Martin + PF is traded at deadline for Al Harrington.

Mehmet Okur joins the squad to form the Twin Turkeys.

Calvin's back, Clyde joins halftime trampoline dunk show.

Houston's success catches the NBA off guard. Free agents see the light.

Even Barkley becomes a Rockets fan.

December 21st passes, world doesn't end... it was a typo (the Mayan chiseling the calendar was wasted on coca leaves)

Snooki has her baby.

-2013-

Harden and Bynum impressed with Rockets rebirth, sign for near max deals.

D-Mo shocks the league with Gasol-like play and numbers.

"Linsanity Returns!" on cover of Sports Illustrated. NY fans lock themselves in closets and cry in fetal positions. Novak averages 3 ppg, but he don't care cuz he got paaaaid. Parsons graces cover of Seventeen magazine.

Magic Johnson sees himself in Royce White and becomes his mentor.

Lambsanity places 3rd for ROY.

Parsons runner up for MIP. Teenie bopper girls protest.

Clutchfans members receive 1/2 off coupons to all-star game. Lin breaks AS game assist record.

Yao and Jeremy visit China together. One b-ball fan's head explodes. No charges are pressed.

-2014-

Andrew Wiggins comes to play for his dad's former team.

-2029-

Lin opens Chinese restaurant. Food taste meh, but ppl come to see neat Rox memorabilia including Lin's championship rings.

 

(IMHO)