Limbaugh: Obama created hurricane forecast to screw with Republican Convention

Impressive forecasting by Obama.

 

Too dumb to make it through the Ivy League, but powerful enough to conjure tempests. Am I right?

 

Limbaugh also thinks that the current Batman movie is a liberal scheme against Romney. And he stood up for Todd "legitimate rape" Akin. He's an idiot.

The fact that he's the #1 radio star, and one of the most influential voices in American politics, is a complete embarassment to this country.

 

is hurricane issac even real or is it just a liberal plot to distract the nation?

 

Its funny because if the hurricane were headed towards the DNC instead of the RNC, the GOP would call it a gift from god and god's will. Now that its possibly headed towards the RNC, its the fault of evil antichrist Barack Obama.

 

How long before this becomes a mainstream idea? How long until the talking heads on Fox, a few House Republicans, and posters here start to repeat this?

I say a few days after Issac hits-unless it does some big damage.

 

Well in that case I guess I'll vote for the man

WHO CONTROLS THE ****ING WEATHER

 

**** you liberals and your super communist technology!

 

Crap... If Obama can control the weather I guess we have to vote for him. Do you really want to go against a guy that can control the weather?

 

So if a hurricane takes out black people and liberals it's an act of God. If it takes out white Republicans, it's a conspiracy controlled by the black democrat guy in office. Got it

 

Exactly what I said a few posts up lol.

 

This is precisely why there's a drought in the red states right now. Obama putting the hurt on them.

 

I cannot believe that people still take Rush seriously. The guy just says outrageous things to stir the pot and get people to listen and call his show. His act got tired 20 years ago.

 

He is the de facto leader of the Republican Party.

 

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Guys, maybe let this thread die off? Or maybe the abortion one? I'm not sure giddyup can handle an abortion thread and a Limbaugh one at the same time.

 

Nobody can tell the man was joking.........

 

from the link above

Here’s part of the full transcript (emphasis added):

So this whole thing has been politicized, as the Democrats politicize everything, and that’s why we are talking about it. Now, I want to remind you: All last week … And, no, at no time here am I alleging a conspiracy. At no time. With none of this am I alleging conspiracy. All last week what was the target? Tampa. What was going on in Tampa this week?

The Republican National Convention. A pretty important one, too. Introducing the nominee, Mitt Romney. It’s only after the convention that Romney can actually start spending all of this money that he’s raised, so this convention is very important. It’s a chance to introduce Romney to a lot of people who don’t know him yet. And I noticed that the hurricane center’s track is — and I’m not alleging conspiracies here. The hurricane center is the regime; the hurricane center is the Commerce Department.

It’s the government.

It’s Obama.

And I’m noticing that that track stayed zeroed in on Tampa day after day after day. And the Republicans react to it accordingly over the weekend, canceling the first day of the convention. What could be better for the Democrats than the Republicans to cancel a day of this?

… Again, I’m alleging no conspiracy. I don’t want anybody thinking I’m going somewhere with this. I’m just telling you what happened.

I’m sharing with you my thought process, ’cause I know full well that if you give these people the slightest chance and they’re gonna turn this into Katrina and they’re gonna scare the hell out of New Orleans and they’re gonna revive, “Bush doesn’t care about people” and revive all of it. They’re gonna politicize everything ’cause they do it. And now they had the model runs allowing them to do it.

Now they had these model runs allowing them to start scaring the hell out of people in New Orleans and make political connections to Bush.

It was all there.

 

THAT IS THE MOST HILARIOUS JOKE I HAVE EVER READ!!!!!! THE PUNCH LINE IS SO CLASSIC! MOVE THE **** OVER ARISTOCRATS!!!