I would say men. They have to get drafted to the army, they are generally treated tougher with less sympathy, and there is a complete double standard with sexual harassments. That being said, I sure am glad I don't have to give birth and that my genitals don't bleed every month.
You might wanna check your calculations, I think your sex-to-never-shut-the-hell-up ratio is a bit high.
For most women it's a matter of staying semi in shape and putting the fork down. For men it's a matter of making money. Men.