i find that taking a big crap on the wife while she sleeps is less effective than corporal punishment, FWIW.
Nods...my wife is normally the one who points out the big boobs to me. Im sure juicys is the same way. Shes normally not at all sensitive about booby talk but i did go over the line a bit. I said something to the effect of how her friends body and specifically her boobs would be wasted if she didnt marry someone.
It sounds a little better if you just say "STFU" at the end and not actually say the words. I do this to my brother when he's annoying and he knows immediately to stop. But, you have to explain the first time what it stands for. After that, it's just all Jesse Pinkman style "Yo, STFU!".
That is funny. My wife would say we should totally do her. Most aren't that friendly. She must be doing something right if you haven't had to yell at her in a decade.
Ohhh... OOOHHHH... I see. See, it's cool if you talk about Demi Moore's boobs. She will NEVER ever be a threat to your wife. It's cool to talk about Dominique Sachse's boobs. Although she lives in Houston, you can see her every day on TV, or she walks by, your wife isn't threatened by her because she knows Dominique won't ever give you the time of day. Enter your wife's friend... and her boobs. DO NOT even attempt to be caught looking, thinking about, or even talking about her friend and her boobs. You can probably mention that they're huge, they'll make it into Playboy, but never that indirect mention that you or someone else will have them for dinner. She's a DIRECT THREAT to your wife. Trust me, she saw her as a threat, because she knows that had your friend been caught in a room alone with you, and she slammed those melons in your face, you'd be in a heap of trouble, sir. You perhaps could have mentioned something slightly, but not that they'd be "a waste"... of anything. Good luck making amends.
Will somebody please answer me? Of course Halo hasn't been the same since her dad got all pissy when I called her a ****-sucking w****.
I'm reminded now how i don't think i could ever be in a truly serious relationship or especially marriage. It seems every happy marriage i see is just basically the man losing his balls and just giving in to every little crap a woman wants or needs to keep her happy. Yes ma'am, no ma'am. I see it especially in my father. I remember all the loud and scary fights my parents had when i was a kid and how me and my bro would hide under the bed. All he does is just put his head down now and just say "okay." I mean, i love my mother, but she's like a little tyrant. She might be the reason why i could never marry. The way she wants every little thing her way and will lose her **** if not. I remember she made me take her to the store and was telling me how to drive even though she doesn't know how and never got a drivers license, i got annoyed and tried to turn back home- she grabbed and pulled the steering wheel and forced the car into on coming traffic and nearly got us killed. The way she makes demands. The way she claims everything as hers even though my dad bought everything. Yelling at my dad that it's her house and she'll kick him out if he doesn't do this or that even though she never put a penny towards it. The way she orders my dad around. "GO MOW THE LAWN!" and the she will stand there and watch him and yell at him that he's doing it wrong and tell him how to do it even though she's never mowed a lawn in her life. I see pictures of my dad, young and in shape...with a cigar in his mouth and a beer in his hand. A big smile always. Now he's just an old fat man with no friends who had the life sucked out of him a long long time ago. I can honestly say the only social things he has done since i was a teenager are 1)drink at family gatherings and 2) go to the movies. ****ing sad. I WILL NEVER GET MARRIED.
