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Shia LaBoss takes acting to next level - Pornogrphy

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by TdashDUB, Aug 18, 2012.

  1. TdashDUB

    TdashDUB Member

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    ..sorta

    http://gawker.com/5935816/shia-labe...-trier-movie-will-be-unsimulated?popular=true
    [​IMG] This Even Stevens is about to get Crystal Skull and dig Holes for all of the Eagle Eyes to watch in Disturbia while he runs to Wall Street to get $$$

    Lars still trying to get away with putting crazy on film

    The next question is.... Who exactly will be Shia's scene co-star??
     
  2. Rodman23

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    Nicole Kidman
     
  3. pbnfamilia

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    Who ever it is , its a win win situation. I bet she will be hot.
     
  4. TdashDUB

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    That's nuts.. but awesome.
    She seems bat ***** crazy, but I'd take that gig any day.

    Dabbling a little in the acting world myself, I couldn't even imagine being in those shoes during prep.. I've had make out scenes that I was excited for and even something as small as that involved discussion(s) with the opposing actress to get a feel for how both would/should approach. Just picture being in Nicole Kidman's trailer mapping out how you're going to explore her nether regions for millions to see...

    The next question/step is: Is this only the first of a new wave of hollywood/major motion films that include live intercourse between two stars??

    Will this be another step towards the US' desensitization of sex and how taboo it's considered???

    Will this be the "Kirk/Uhura Star Trek Kiss" for non-simulated sex scenes??
     
  5. Dairy Ashford

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    When I hear some news,
    And it sounds kinda whack,
    I likes to post some picture heads,
    An' usually dey black.

    Droppin' movie references
    An' acted some ma-self
    T-Dash, muthafukkas
    Two thousand to the twelve!
     
  6. vlaurelio

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    "Nicole Kidman have also been tapped to star."

    :p
     
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    Remake with Sigourney Weaver?
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  9. percicles

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    Maybe this is why his girlfriend was crying the other day.

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  10. Behad

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    Didn't "The Getaway" feature a real sex scene between (then) husband and wife Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger?
     
  11. Invisible Fan

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    After her 10 year contract with Tom Cruise, 90 days of shooting is a breeze.
     
  12. DAROckets

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    What does this mean ? Porno is legal,so what in the hell is he talking about
     
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    If that's Shias girlfriend, he can definitely do better, and he needs to shave and cut his hair (unless of course it's for a film)
     
  14. Invisible Fan

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    Maybe the p*rn he watches is like his gf, Japanese?
     
  15. TdashDUB

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    You kilt that shizz!



    In that case she has to endure bukkake, eels, alien tentacles and mysterious blurs that appear over her vagina and mouth when during oral insertion. That's love, yo.



    Damn... Crazy... Just being a fly on a wall while a world wide celebrity is in such a vulnerable position.



    Yeah that must have been a childhood friend turnt lover, but a friend from before the fame years. Anytime I see a male celebrity with a female most would judge as way below their worth it's usually the ones that stuck around for the long haul before he could pop dimes with a flick of a finger.
     
  16. RV6

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    Those shorts would make any woman cry.
     
  17. LosPollosHermanos

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    weren't his parents nudists?
     
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    Actual p*rn star Shia LaBeouf
     
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    His acting is better suited for p*rn movies.

    "Nonononononono". Repeat 20 times in a movie and talk gibberish really fast.

    One of the ****tiest actors in hollywood.
     
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    Maybe she's just really upset because he's wearing his jorts again.
     

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