DONE DEAL: Dwight Howard to Lakers, Bynum to Philly, Iggy to DEN, Garbage to ORL

I can't stand my Lakers fans friends. I can hear their voices now. WE GOT DWIGHT AND NASH on top of Kobe and Gasol.

 

They still have Kobe so there is no need to worry. Kobe doesn't even pass on team USA

 

Lebron leaves Cle, they get the no. 1 pick. Of course.

Howard, second best player in the league leaves orlando, he goes to the 2nd biggest market with the second most titles and the biggest odds of drawing beaucoup ratings. Of course.

2002, Sacramento puts a woompin on Lakeshow; they shoot 1 billion free throws in the 4th quarter. Of course.

Lebron crab dribbles for 10 seasons and never gets called. Of course.

Ratings go through the roof for Durant and Lebron. Of course.

C's come THIS close to toppling the eventual champs, but can't quite get it done. Of course.

Of course, this is all just a coincidence. Of course.

 

Stop acting like Kobe is Tyreke Evans. He's not. He's Kobe Bryant. And I'm sure he'll feel much more comfortable running freely up the court and get the ball from Nash off and off-ball screen and having the option to feed Howard instead of forcing up shots.

 

Don't be delusional. They are a Finals lock now. I said the same thing you were saying when they got Gasol. What more now when they have Dwight. **** the NBA.

 

Lol. Naw man. They are going to be a tough team to beat.

 

Maybe, instead of bribing Orlando to trade Dwight to the Lakers, Stern bribed Morey with the top pick to pull his offer from the table to pay him back for the vetoed deal last offseason.

Yeah, I don't believe it either.

 

Today.... is a good day.

 

I might.


Were we expected to get the All-Star game before the Chris Paul ordeal?

 

I love it. Our rookies get 4 cracks at them. I bet they win at least 1.

 

I hate you trolls who root against the Rockets succeeding and celebrate their defeats. Go be a 'fan' of another team.

 

I don't know how to tell my Lakers-supporting dickbag friends to eff off.

Oh wait, yes I do.

 

umm... yes...

 

Lol so instead of taking Martin, an expiring contract, and 3 top 18 picks, and unloading a bunch of worthless contracts, that took that?

I say, good play Morey.

 

It is. It is a blessed day.

We have a nice young core with $$$ to spend, building from the ground up.

I think that we have cash to spend...Right?

 

He takes 23 shots a game and shoots 43 percent. I think the lakers would be better without him. Nash/Gasol/Howard with Nash controlling the offense. I just don't see kobe letting anyone else handle the ball. I think they'll lose to OKC in the ECF

 

I want Kobe to never win another championship at this point. That's the only thing I can hope for.

 

Didn't know that. Thanks!

 

Send them this:

 

You have friends that are Lakers fan? What the hell bro. I basically trolled all my Laker fan "Friends" to the point where they no longer talk to me anymore. Laker fans in New York City? Please.

The ONLY good thing about this trade is the fact that I have been spending an hour trolling these fake fans.