Fake Seatbelt Tshirt

looks like a soccer jersey to me

 

I'd rather wear a bowling shirt...Seatbelts save lives.

 

Charles Darwin rejoices.

 

I would still forget and put on the belt. It's a habit I can't break.

 

it should be sold together with a fake brain hat

 

Jaws of Life also included.

 

/thread

 

Spoiler

 

maybe go play ball in

 

And a complimentary body bag.

 

I feel naked without a seatbelt, or like I'm liable to fall out of my seat any second.

 

why don't people wear seatbelts? Is it still "cool" and "rebellious" to drive without a seatbelt?

If you buy this shirt, you are an idiot. I've never been more convinced of a characteristic relating to the demographics of people who purchase something than this people who buy this t-shirt.

 

If you are too forgetful or lazy to put on a seat belt, why aren't you too forgetful or lazy to bother putting on this shirt before you drive?

 

This wouldn't work in England.

 

This is funny...until someone dies

 

i used to wear my seatbelt at all times when i was driving my old accord

now in my mustang, the seatbelt feels like it's trying to slowly decapitate me, so if i'm driving local, i don't buckle up

 

You wear it inside out.