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The "Ted Cruz made my son shoot himself" ad

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion' started by Cohete Rojo, Jul 26, 2012.

  1. leroy

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    Had he known Ted Cruz would have been his opponent, he might have thought differently. I think he was more concerned about running against Dewhurst.

    That said, I've already donated to Paul Sadler.
     
  2. glynch

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    Agreed. Conservatives: Sympathy/empathy? That would indeed be ridiculous.

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  3. SamFisher

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    Bill White is well known for crushing Cubano Poseur-Rican americans in Texas elections, as your sad night drinking warm Corona Lights with other Fed Society dorks and some balloons at the Orlando Sanchez "victory" party in 2003 attests.
     
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  4. El_Conquistador

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    SHAM FISHER? Is that you? Greetings to you good man!

    Speaking of poseurs... just what do you think about the Democratic Convention keynote speaker, Julian Castro? Are you troubled by his inability to speak Spanish? JA JA JA. How pathetic must the slate of Spanish-speaking Democrats be when that's the best you can do at the convention? I'll tell you this much, I'll take the Spanish speakers on the Republican side of the aisle every day and twice on Domingo as compared to the libs' paltry crew. Rubio-Cruz-S Martinez-Sandoval is a solid quartet. Who even approaches their caliber on the Democrats' side? Bill Richardson? Ha! Honestly, Elizabeth Warren is probably the closest, given her high cheekbones.

    Ted Cruz is a big, big win for the expanding Big Tent that the Republicans are creating.
     
  5. HR Dept

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    So glad that both of these clowns' ads will be gone.
     
  6. SamFisher

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    if you want to play Jai Alai, I can think of none better than these.

    Otherwise, you may want to check to see if you've got any other pelotas in the basket.

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  7. glynch

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    A tough day at the office. I mean this sincerely. Thanks for the literal lol, though that may not have been your intent. The bolded ending just really did it.
     
  8. El_Conquistador

    El_Conquistador King of the D&D, The Legend, #1 Ranking

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    Sham, your inability to cite a single emerging Spanish-speaking star in the entire Democratic party is telling. The_Conquistador is here to offer you ayuda.

    Seasoned with experience from her patrols in the Mexican state of Chihuahua alongside José Doroteo Arango Arámbula (you may know him as Pancho Villa), Elizabeth Fauxcahontas Warren stands at the ready to protect and defend the communist agenda of university professors far and wide!

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  9. CometsWin

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    Is that what they're doing? Lol

    The tent that excludes gays, the blacks, poor people, union workers, the middle class, and women. It's going to be a hell of a big tent!
     
  10. El_Conquistador

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    So where are the prominent gays, poors, and women represented in the Democratic party leadership? Well, I do admit that Debbie Wasserman Schutzstaffel hits all three, but apart from her, you've got nothing. And excluding 70% of the population (whites) from your tent might be a mistake. Married women are strongly in the Republican camp. So congrats, you've got the poors, the gays, a little over half of the hispanics, most playwrights, literally all food stamp recipients, all owners of a Toyota Prius, all women who don't shave, 100% of Planned Parenthood employees, and anyone who has ever attended an Art Car parade. Is that a tent, or a circus?
     
  11. CometsWin

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    So you have a preference to what types of people support your cause? How is that not bigotry? What is the litmus test for what qualifies as acceptable for your tent?

    And Barney Frank is gay as hell. Who cares who is in leadership? Is that more important than policy? Is that why you guys picked Steele? We need a black guy to match their black guy!
     
  12. El_Conquistador

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    HO HO HO!

    You must be accusing yourself of bigotry! My response was a satirical response to your boasting of the diversity of your tent -- prioritizing gays, the blacks, poor people, union workers, etc over other groups. How quickly you confuse yourself!
     
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    Meet Julian Castro,

    He'll be giving the Keynote address at the convention this year and a possible future Presidential candidate

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    The Democratic National Convention added two big names to its speaker schedule Tuesday. Both first lady Michelle Obama and San Antonio mayor Julian Castro will speak on Sept. 4, the event's opening night, with Castro giving the keynote speech. The San Antonio mayor will be the first Latino to deliver a keynote speech to a Democratic convention. "As mayor, Julian Castro has worked tirelessly to move San Antonio forward by building its economy from the middle out, not the top down, by putting the city on a path to being a leader in the new energy economy and making innovative investments to prepare San Antonio's students for the jobs of the future," 2012 convention chairman and Los Angeles mayor Anthony Villaraigosa wrote.
     
  14. El_Conquistador

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    Welcome to 10 posts ago. A 37 year old mayor who doesn't even speak Spanish. And Villaraigosa is pretty much hated by everyone in LA who is paying attention -- he has totally squandered the goodwill that he once enjoyed with complete and utter incompetence in office.
     
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    T_J I have really missed your select brand of satire.

    I am convinced anyone who believes in anything the Republicans spout of is secretly a Democrat forwarding the agenda by creating something so unbelievable that it scares people away from voting RED.
     
  16. mc mark

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    Yeah, that's probably why they made him chairman of the convention.
     
  17. CometsWin

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    I'm accusing myself of bigotry? Wtf? You need a psychiatrist. Back on ignore you go.
     
  18. CometsWin

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    Actually I wasn't boasting about anything, I was asking how you could have a big tent by excluding all those groups. I never said anything about prioriitization of one group over another. That's just how you think about your tent. Changing the subject doesn't address anything. Later goober.
     
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    Why did you post a doctored picture of an Apache, when Elizabeth Warren's claim had to deal with Cherokee?
     
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    Sandy Fonzo is a terrible mother who let her son hang with the wrong crowd and get in trouble. SHE should she be ashamed of HERself. Piece of dog crap woman!
     

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