I just find this stuff fascinating. From Boing Boing Pompeii is the city frozen in time. Which means that nobody ever came through and cleaned up all the (often incredibly dirty) ancient Roman graffiti (or added their own, more modern, stuff). So, what you find is a really cool time capsule of the way random, average puellae et pueri talked, at least in certain situations. This is colloquial Latin, and that's not something we get many chances to see. Some good ones- From the Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio: "Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!" II.2.3 (Bar of Athictus; right of the door); 8442: I screwed the barmaid II.3.10 (Pottery Shop or Bar of Nicanor; right of the door); 10070: Lesbianus, you defecate and you write, ‘Hello, everyone!’ II.7 (gladiator barracks); 8767: Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion. II.7 (gladiator barracks); 8792b: Antiochus hung out here with his girlfriend Cithera. III.5.3 (on the wall in the street); 8898: Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog III.5.4 (exterior of a small house); 8903: Gaius Sabinus says a fond hello to Statius. Traveler, you eat bread in Pompeii but you go to Nuceria to drink. At Nuceria, the drinking is better. V.5 (just outside the Vesuvius gate); 6641: Defecator, may everything turn out okay so that you can leave this place V.5 (near the Vesuvius Gate); 7086: Marcus loves Spendusa V.5.3 (barracks of the Julian-Claudian gladiators; column in the peristyle); 4289: Celadus the Thracian gladiator is the delight of all the girls VI.14.20 (House of Orpheus); 4523: I have buggered men VI.14.37 (Wood-Working Shop of Potitus): 3498: What a lot of tricks you use to deceive, innkeeper. You sell water but drink unmixed wine VI.14.43 (atrium of a House of the Large Brothel); 1520: Blondie has taught me to hate dark-haired girls. I shall hat them, if I can, but I wouldn’t mind loving them. Pompeian Venus Fisica wrote this. VII.2.18 (vicolo del Panattiere, House of the Vibii, Merchants); 3117: Atimetus got me pregnant VII.9 (Eumachia Building, via della Abbondanza); 2048: Secundus likes to screw boys. VII.12.18-20 (the Lupinare); 2175: I screwed a lot of girls here. VII.12.18-20 (the Lupinare); 2185: On June 15th, Hermeros screwed here with Phileterus and Caphisus. VII.12.18-20 (the Lupinare); 2192: Sollemnes, you screw well! VII.12.35 (Vico d’ Eumachia, small room of a possible brothel); 2145: Gaius Valerius Venustus, soldier of the 1st praetorian cohort, in the century of Rufus, screwer of women VIII.1 (above a bench outside the Marine Gate); 1751: If anyone sits here, let him read this first of all: if anyone wants a screw, he should look for Attice; she costs 4 sestertii. VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1820: Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before! VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1863: Take hold of your servant girl whenever you want to; it’s your right VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1864: Samius to Cornelius: go hang yourself! VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1882: The one who buggers a fire burns his penis VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1904: O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed that you have not already collapsed in ruin. VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1926: Epaphra is not good at ball games. IX.8.3 (House of the Centenary; in the latrine near the front door); 5243: “Secundus defecated here” three time on one wall. Herculaneum (bar/inn joined to the maritime baths); 10675: Two friends were here. While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus. They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores. Herculaneum (bar/inn joined to the maritime baths); 10677: Apelles the chamberlain with Dexter, a slave of Caesar, ate here most agreeably and had a screw at the same time. Herculaneum (bar/inn joined to the maritime baths); 10678: Apelles Mus and his brother Dexter each pleasurably had sex with two girls twice. Herculaneum (on a water distribution tower); 10488: Anyone who wants to defecate in this place is advised to move along. If you act contrary to this warning, you will have to pay a penalty. Children must pay [number missing] silver coins. Slaves will be beaten on their behinds. Herculaneum (on the exterior wall of a house); 10619: Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here http://boingboing.net/2012/07/27/the-graffiti-of-pompeii.html http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancien/Graffiti from Pompeii.htm
Lol, somethings never change, even graffiti. VII.9 (Eumachia Building, via della Abbondanza); 2048: Secundus likes to screw boys. (Secundus is gay) VIII.1 (above a bench outside the Marine Gate); 1751: If anyone sits here, let him read this first of all: if anyone wants a screw, he should look for Attice; she costs 4 sestertii. (for a good time call Attice)
This one was my favorite. III.5.3 (on the wall in the street); 8898: Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog
So is it the Pompeians who are obsessed with sex, homosexuality, drinking, and defecating, or is it the folks at boingboing?
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