Proper Responses for Awkward Situations?

WHYYYYYY???!?!?!?!?!?!?!

should offer ur numbah and you'll be there to comfort her

 

at least you admit you chickened out

 

******* man! you just made me curse.

 

holy **** that must've been awkward...and saying that cool line would've probably made her more upset, although i guess there was nothing to lose.

 

Yeah she looked at me like i was stupid, maybe she wanted me to respond differently?:grin: I sure do envy the the guy she ended up having revenge sex with. But maybe she's not even that type of girl, thats how i like to think about it.8)

 

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Did you check for titty residue?

 

Must haven't been so hot. Made her BF turn gay.

 

should have traded her 2 tacos for 1.

 

instead of freezin up u should keep the conversation light.....joke w/ the chick and tell her 'oh it looks like george n abe still got some milk on they upper lips'.......then get her #

 

i disagree. Gay guys almost always have hot lady friends

 

Lactation references...always a good way to diffuse awkward situations with the ladies...

 

Ha, just got back from the gym, was doing some cardio on the treadmill and one of the hottest girls I've seen at the gym hops on the treadmill directly in front of mines.

Long story short, i popped a boner(any straight guy would have though, girl was a solid 11/10)and I'm pretty sure the older hispanic lady about two machines down from mine must have noticed it because she kept on glancing over at me.

So i just bent over the treadmill and pretended like i was winded and trying to catch my breath or like i had a cramp.....Awkward?:grin:

 

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