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How to convince that special someone...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by 713, Jul 16, 2012.

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  1. atomicanderz

    atomicanderz Member

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    3 WORDS...

    PICK UP LINES
     
  2. Jontro

    Jontro Member

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    "say gurl... is your dad a thief?... because I wanna **** your butt"
     
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    "I have a giant record collection"
     
  4. Sigmund

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    She is probably cheating you.
     
  5. v3.0

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    "Have you heard of this new Baskin Robbins flavor called fellatio...you haven't? Do you want to try it out? *start pulling her down*"
     
  6. chonox

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    She'll make up some lame excuse like she's not ready, you get frustrated and leave. Two weeks later you hear some dude been clapping dem cheeks and you be mad and cry-fap yourself to sleep, book it.
     
  7. Jontro

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    "hey baby, what say me and you make sweet love tonight? I bought candles. No? well either that or your family dies."
     
  8. DudeWah

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    "ay gurl, nice shoes...wanna ****?"
     
  9. Luckyazn

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    Dont u watch enough p*rn then?

    Just put ur hang between the leg ... and start rubbing and rubbing slowly ...

    The initial "NO!! STOP!! ... will turn to alil moan and then "OoH.... more more"

    with heavier breathing ...

    then .... "GIVE ME YOUR **** NOW MUTHERFCKER!!"

    or she gets up and SLAP you ... but you know u got that panty wet ... and she'll know it too and feel tingly when she gets home .. and prob finish herself off ...

    and give u a call later

    Somebody has to start the motion! .... like other have mention here ....she's prob give it up with ease when she enter college and be like 80% of these girls out there on Washington/Midtown

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    my bad. I just googled the term also and apparently it means someone is acting gay nowadays. i always that was the terminology for sex with a menstruating girl. in my defense it was the girl who used the term first when she was offering
     
  11. DudeWah

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    hotballa I believe it's called getting your "red wings"
     
  12. tmoney1101

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    have you tried texting her and asking, "can i tap that?"
     
  13. Jontro

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    First he'd have to put on his robe and wizard hat.
     
  14. dachuda86

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    Hate to break it to you but they know you like sex. You're a teenager and they were once there too.

    You should ask her why she doesn't want to have sex and work it out together.
     
  15. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    Not true. The pill is not 100% effective and condoms aren't either. Putting them both together does not equate to 'golden'.
     
  16. Rasputin12

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    I know you're trying to be a parent here, but seriously...

    Both are 98% effective. Meaning using both equates to a 99.96% accuracy, or 1 pregnancy per 2,500 times.
     
  17. Keyser Soze

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    Take her to a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.
     
  18. SpaceCityKid

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    Take her out of town, giving you the reason to not only spend time together away from the day to day life, but also give you a chance to actually be alone. Rent a hotel, with a jacuzzi. Even if you spend 50$ more go for it, make it count. Somehow come up with a romantic plan which is fairly simple, you should know what she likes and what she doesn't. Dinner, a night walk on the strip, have to be spontaneous, even if she says no just go for it don't be scared.

    Have the hotel set up with candles and rose petals, make sure Marci Gaye is playing. She will have no choice but to squirt out of her panties.

    She most likely wants to have sex with you, she's scared that she prob won't be so good or that it will change a lot between y'all. And it will, for the good or the bad, depending on how you handle it. At your age it ends up changing a lot. Y'all both will go and try new bigger things, positions, and fetishes.

    Live brother Live! You're living in the happiest years of your life don't hold out on yourself for love.

    Love comes and goes, true love always returns.
     
  19. Jontro

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    Just remember, the louder she says no and the more she resists, it means she really wants it. Keep on truckin'
     
  20. ballerboy001

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    Damn. I went all of yesterday without clicking this thread. I wanna say i am proud no one has created a meme, yet.

    Side note. 713, you kind of remind me of a certain stunner....
    . A Houstunnin that is, lol.
     

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