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Got Jumped

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by ScolaIsBallin, Jul 13, 2012.

  1. VooDooPope

    VooDooPope Love > Hate

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    Keep yo money out da sink when they need to wash up da nuts.
     
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  2. Yung-T

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    Amen bruh.
     
  3. Yonkers

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    Best way to get them back is to make sure you only have $20 on you the next time they jump you. Imagine the look on their faces.
     
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  4. Yung-T

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    Can't wait for the outcome of this, this thread has so much potential.
     
  5. chonox

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    Aye mang you cant be having them fools jump you like dat na mean u gotsa hold it down my man, do your thang but most importantly, keep it real.
    /terrible attempt to speak like a gangster.

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  6. Yung-T

    Yung-T Member

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    Nas - Shoot Em Up

    3 loaded clips, 4 *****s roll, one ***** drives
    500 Benz, 6 reasons why
    This kid should die
    We shootin every mother****er outside
    Pulled on his block, jumped out the car, guns in our hand
    At the same time everybody ran
    There that ***** go, hiding in the crowd
    Let the trigger blow, 7 shots now he lying on the ground
    Blood on the floor
    Then we shot some more
    *****s he was with
    2 *****s hit, one ***** fell
    One tryed to run, go get him son
    Make sure he's done before we bail, i aint trying to goto jail
    Must handle beef, code of the street
    Load up the heat, if these ***** think they could **** around
    Real *****s do real things
    By all means, *****s knowin how we get down.. It goes......

    [Chorus (3X)]
    Shoot 'em up, just shoot 'em up, what..
    (whispering)
    Kill kill kill, murder murder murder

    [Nas]
    Driving through roads, Suburban Chevrolet
    6 tinted windows, and I'm on my way
    To get up with my hoes, I pull up to they house
    Not a freak to be heard, nobody came out
    Ringin the bell, where in the hell
    Could they be at, I'm about to leave
    Steppin' slow, where my truck was at
    Who the **** is that?
    Could it be a jack?
    Now pull my strap, it's my man
    And we have the same plan
    There them b****es go
    Civic '94, looking funny though
    Open up the car door, funny smile
    **** 2 already, 3rd ass was heavy
    "Nas this is Sherri, Sherri this is Nas, and his man. Ready?"
    Walked in the house, snatched off they clothes
    Ran through them hoes
    Plenty ice, that they all seemed to like
    Can't find my man, heard a blam blam
    Now I'm wonderin, "In this scam, do I even stand a chance?"
    He killed the hoes, took all they doe
    Fire in his eyes, higher than the sky
    Comin down the stairs
    Now he wantin mine, reachin for my nine
    Aiming with our guns at each others face, at the same time
    my nine on his lips, his fifth on my chin, I start whispering
    "Put your gun down, we can skip town"
    Rocked him to sleep, pushed back his meat
    Lift off his chain
    Took his ****, emptied out close range...

    [Chorus (4X)]
    [3rd time there is no whispering of: "kill kill kill, murder murder muder".]
     
  7. Yung-T

    Yung-T Member

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    ^^
    Forgot the 1st line:

    One 44, two 45's
     
  8. Garner

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    Walk off.
     
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  9. deekay209

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    It was me. What are you gonna do about it fool?
     
  10. I am a Donut

    I am a Donut Member

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    serenity now.
     
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  11. Jontro

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    Forgive them. Love trumps all.
     
  12. Yung-T

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    [​IMG]
     
  13. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    I like that the first advertisement in this thread that I see has Ving Rhames in it.
     
  14. VanityHalfBlack

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    An even better thread title would be:
    Got Jumped, please help a fellow CF brotha out by joining forces with me and help this make the front page of Reddit...
     
  15. 713

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    Carry round pepper spray bruh. Don't be a p***y.
     
  16. jayhow92

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    Liam Neeson mode?

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  17. Granville

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    Maybe 3 or 4 of us should meet you at the court and kick some sense in your ass.
     
  18. apollo33

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    The most likely outcome.

    OP forgets about it in a couple of days and does nothing. Another thread with potential goes nowhere.
     
  19. ballerboy001

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    :(:(:(
     
  20. RedRedemption

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    Get a gun go back to the same place, bait them and then shoot them all.
    JK don't do that. This isn't Florida.
     

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