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[LEVITY] The Rockets are going to need a bigger plane.....

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by codell, Jul 9, 2012.

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  1. codell

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    Here's the story,
    Of a man named Leslie,
    Who wanted nothing more than 1 more ring.
    He had 2 some time ago, with Hakeem,
    The last one in 95.

    Here's the story,
    Of a man named Morey,
    Who was busy looking for that one big star.
    There were all these assets,
    Living on one roster, with no place to go.

    Till the one day when Morey met this owner,
    and saw all these boys as more than pawns in trades.
    That these assets, must somehow form a team,
    That's the way they all became the Morey Bunch,
    The More Morey Bunch, the Morey Bunch
    That's the way they all became the Morey Bunch.





    Rep to everyone that can put names with all the pictures..... :)
     
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  2. codell

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    I guess I forgot to add Boykins .......:(
     
  3. ThatBoyNick

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    Lol a 5 starter capable players are gone

    Lowry
    Lee
    Bud
    Bear
    Camby

    Thats crazy. Sorry sort of out of nowhere but i just thought of this.
     
  4. raj87

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    LOL, I don't know who half those clowns are!
     
  5. justtxyank

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    I love that you put Sampson on there. Hehe.
     
  6. DonnyMost

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    So, honestly... how many players do we have under contract... like, 30?
     
  7. teebone21

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    sad we are the only team in the league with overflow at positions. Time to waive some of these guys for cap space and get a structured roster
     
  8. CXbby

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    Keith Jones, Jon Leuer, Luis Scola, Diamon Simpson, Chris Finch, Toney Douglas, Courtney Fortson, Daryl Morey, Chandler Parsons, Royce White, Jeremy Lamb, Jerome Jordan, Kevin Martin, Josh Harrellson, Marcus Morris, Terrence Jones, Leslie Alexander, Shaun Livingston, Greg Smith, Kelvin Sampson, Donatas Montiejunas, Patrick Patterson, Jon Brockman, Kevin McHale

    Yahtzee!
     
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    Who the heck is Diamon Simpson? Snuck in there.
     
  10. Little Bit

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    Had no idea Sefolosha was on the team....
     
  11. DAROckets

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    I bet the RGV coaches are licking their chops
     
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    Now let's play bingo with this. Every player traded or waived should be blacked out. I am thinking the top horizontal line. The staff personnel are free-bees.
     
  13. codell

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    Great idea! :)
     
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    Nice I heard the song in my head when I saw the pic, its all coming back " here is a story of a man named MOREY who was blowing up a very average team, "
     
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    That team is horrible. Like one of the worst 4-5 in the league
     
  16. Joe Fan

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    You forgot Sam Cassell.

    (yes I was looking for an excuse to repost this)

     
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    well with this roster... We definitely have a shot at being #1!!!!! In the lottery!! Woohoo!
     
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    Left to right.


    Keith Smart Jon Leuer Luis Scola Diamon Simpson Chris Finch Tony Douglas Courtney Fortson Daryl MAURY Chandler Parson Royce White Jeremy Lamb Jerome Jordan Kevin Martin Josh Harrellson Marcus Morris Terrence Jones Les Alexander Shaun Livingston Greg Smith Kelvin Sampson Donatas Motiejunas Patrick Patterson Jon Brockman Kevin Mchale
     
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    :grin:This
     

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