Provide a great yet unidentifiable movie quote

and like that...he's gone

 

"It was Joshua!! He shot Lyric, 'den he did himself!!!"

 

The Yuppie Nuremberg defense.

 

"I thought you said 'earn more sessions by sleeving'"

 

"I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this s*** on me?"

 

"John Wayne was a f*g."

 

I've got worms! (Not dumb and dumber)

 

Dirty: your name wouldn't be Dick, would it?

 

I brought you flours.

 

I don't like you. You're weird and unattractive

 

"I'm the groove in your left thigh trying to become the fonk in your right."

 

I have had it with these m*****f*****g snakes on this m*****f*****g plane!"

ok too easy.. here's one..

"I got the poo on me!"

 

Was that from Lost?

Here's mine.

 

Roxanne

 

"There you go. You stick around with me, you'll make it. Unlearn that bull**** they teach you at the Academy. That ****'ll get you killed out here. "

 

I've invented a pill that worms to ex girlfriends.

 

"We can't run from who we are. Our destiny chooses us."

 

Is this where you want to be when Jesus comes back?