Doc Rocket: "All will be super happy on Thursday."

I'm pretty sure he's Hakeem.

 

In all seriousness Bullard is merely a broadcaster.
I know they get rumors here and there but I don't think they'd be getting leaked info from Morey and Co.

 

He's Keith's proctologist.

 

Calling these players "side notes" and referring to what he wanted in the past tense clearly means draft day has turned into a big trade day.

 

Man, this Doc Rocket post got me totally pumped. My mind is really going now....I was suppose to wake up early tomorrow but now I don't know if I'm going to be able to get to sleep.

 

And all Will be
super happy -on- Thursday.
One way or the other...right?

If you read "on" from the right it says "no". Maybe Superman(Dwight) won't be happy he got traded to the Rockets on Thursday? Which means Will(DWill) won't be happy as well. OOORRR We won't be happy because Dwight isn't going to Houston but to the Nets with DWill.


"On a side note, I wanted Drummond, Moultrie, Lamb, but most of all, I wanted Terrence Ross. Why would I want Ross? It's weird! Oh well... Maybe in another universe, everything can happen differently and I can be happy! "


Well, Drummond and Lamb are projected to be in the top 10 according to yahoo/draftexpress mock draft. Perhaps we were able to acquire 2 top 10 picks? Moultrie looks to be #20 so maybe we managed to get 2 top 10 picks and keep our 18th pick? Then we package these picks to get Dwight.

That's all i've got. I may be completely wrong but it was fun to guess. Seriously though, I hope i'll be a happy person on thursday.

 

Just like how DD wanted Sam Dalembert before the season began and then when the season ends he claims he never wanted him in the first place?

Just like how DD wanted Hasheem Thabeet on this team no matter what?

Just like how DD thought V-span was really the Tmac of Greece. No really...

And then DD has the audacity to piss off Bima and say Doc has a less than perfect track record? Uhh Yea...

 

And maybe he wanted the mentiioned three players but Orlando wanted three other players, so they will be picking them and trading them to Orlando.

 

I still don't understand the hate for Dalembert. He's playing exactly the role we wanted him to play. I don't think people here should expect him to magically turn back the clock and turn into Ibaka.

 

Instead of worrying about who Doc Rocket is, can we please just try our best to decrypt the message?

For people that dont know who Doc is or just WTF does his post means, just wait till after the draft/trades and it will all make sense to you.

 

I just realized... another universe.... everything can happen differently...

Like in a Bizzaro universe? Where Bizzaro Superman lives? Hmm...

 

he's kevin martin's gino.

 

Damnit, I wanted to sleep

 

Here's a thread I found by him

http://bbs.clutchfans.com/showthread.php?p=2094587

 

he's been here forever. there could only be one.

 

LOL! Good stuff.

 

"Clutch, I agree" refers to Clutch pointing out Josh Smith is less Plan B as a means to Plan A, since he's a pre-school friend of Supermans.

And the "how can Drummond be the target now? Morey ain't gonna have nothing to do with those numbers! Is he?" Is actually not that cryptic. It just means Morey doesn't want anything to do with Drummond's rap sheet numbers (stats) from his freshman year.

So, placing all draftees in the past tense, "I wanted this guy, that guy" etc...Doc Rocket is announcing a Big Trade. All major pick acquisitions are going into the big trade.

 

goddamnit

the message says we will either get dwill and dwight or we are going to keep the picks and draft those 3 dudes.

 

Doc Rocket is a mutual second account of all the moderators of clutchfans.

 

-on- = Eric gordon ? ? ??? ? ? ? !? ? ?