I tried a variation of this just last night. It didn't end well. The girl and I are no longer friends and she keeps updating her Facebook status about assholes letting her down in life, and people acting different all of the sudden.
Me: hey david Him: yo whats up man me: what u doing friday? Him: going to rich's u down? me: yeah but imma need a place to stay after him: k u can always stay in my place after me: haha u gonna let me tap that? him: umm wtf? me: j/k im not gay.
This sorta stuff CAN BE funny if you have the right people trolling in the right places.. I've seen a a forum with a sworn army of trolls produce some pretty funny conversations on POF. I'll try to find it and link it here
I did this back in 2009 when the thread first started. That same girl and I will be celebrating our 3 year anniversary in 4 months.
Me: I'm not the type to just chill with girls and be "bff's". I already told you that I wanted you. Her: Well I'm not the type to just be "friends with benefits" with someone. I'm a girl that just wants a friend. Me: Then I'm sorry. We can be friends all you want, but if you aren't down for anything else, I don't know what to tell you. Her: Sorry I'm not down for anything else That's how it ended.
These are her facebook statuses. This one is about me and another member on this forum. I'll let him chime in if he wants to. Some poor dude got suckered into hearing her b**** and moan about her personal issues. Not me. I am not that guy. I'll admit I came out of nowhere with my sexual advances, but I had good reason. And this is my latest status update:
It's funny but being direct so works,. .a while back,.. I am texting a female friend and had a buzz, being weird sending sexual texts and half don't remember anything ....she knows I'm married so knows I was playing but-.. next evening she starts sending flirting texts back to me that took me by surprise and I had to awkwardly backpeddle.. very carefully . . . yep will never do that again, but if I wanted to I realized that direct **** works ...
The tap dat angle lets you act like it was a joke if you still want to remain friends, or you can continue to be a jerk if you really don't care. Either way you find out where you stand. Your approach was a little too serious. Anyway it sounds like she is not worth the trouble.
yeah...RickSmith really screwed the pooch on his delivery. But like you said, she does seem like a pain in the ass to deal with. But then again, aren't they all?
I did jokingly flirt with her a lot, but I decided she's too much of a hassle to deal with so I went for the kill. I've only known her a couple of months, so I'm not losing an important friendship or anything.
Me: Hey Her: Heeyy! Me: What's goin on? Her: Hangin in the garage... u? Me: Lookin for you ... (Pause) Me: When you gonna let me tap day? [Damned auto-type!] Her: When you carry me back to your cave and **** me. I then proceed to do just that.
