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[Breaking] Elephants have prehensile penises

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Xerobull, Jun 25, 2012.

  1. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    This is a bull elephant firmly establishing why it is he, and not the lion, who is king of beasts. The elephant’s penis is not only massive but prehensile. As we watched in baffled amusement (and the faintest tinge of inadequacy), he used his penis to prop himself up (as in the photo), swat flies from his side and scratch himself on his stomach. David Attenborough never showed us that…

    There’s good reason for elephants to have prehensile penises. It’s hard enough for a six-tonne animal to get into the right position for sex, let alone having to do the rhythmic thrusting that’s required. So he let’s his penis do all the work for him.

    You’ll also note the dark stain behind his eye – that’s a leak from his temporal gland. It means that this male was entering musth, the period when their testosterone shoots through the roof and they get incredibly horny and aggressive. We tried to drive round this male and he basically charged us. Tramply doom was averted by our driver who slammed his palm against the car door as hard as he could. The elephant stopped and huffed and puffed. We did our best to not soil ourselves.

    This picture gives you an idea of how close he was. After a seemingly infinite standstill, he moved aside, extended his enormous penis and had a wee. It’s amazing how terror can convert into comedy so quickly…

    http://scienceblogs.com/notrocketscience/2009/11/07/south-african-wildlife-wait-thats-not-a-trunk/
     
  2. Jontro

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    Big deal. I do the same thing with my penis.
     
  3. giddyup

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    I just swat the flies directly with mine. Most people just watch in amazement.
     
  4. CCorn

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    I can get mine to twitch a little. Does that put me in the top 10?
     
  5. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    Excuse me while I whip this out...
     
  6. knuckleballah22

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    hahah
     
  7. Air Langhi

    Air Langhi Contributing Member

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    So greg oden is part elephant?
     
  8. RedRedemption

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    IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!
     
  9. BasketballReasons

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    I wrote this with my penis.
     

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