Do girls even fart like at all?

I had a similar experience. I've probably only heard my wife fart twice in the entire time we've been together. In both cases, it was hard for me even to believe what it was.

 

Vanity Half Black. He goes around smelling farts.

 

Once upon a time in high school, I was riding around in a car and smoking out with 3 other guys and 1 girl who was the driver. Suddenly out of the blue our lady chauffeur rips a machine gun fart. After an uncomfortable silence she blurts out, "Oh ****! I was so high that I thought the car was full of girls."

So yeah, OP, they like to keep that **** away from the guys. Smoke em out to drop their guard, and you can sniff their farts all you want.

 

Married for 4 years. I have heard her fart once (in her sleep) and have never smelled a SBD around her.

Honestly prefer it that way.. Don't want to have someone I am sexually attracted to dropping fart bombs left and right.. Sure she doesn't want me regularly dropping ass around her either.

 

Ladies do not fart; they toot.

 

I married a girl! Wasn't that the question? Are you referring to Rosanne Barr, the ugliest most obnoxious woman to ever walk the face of the planet? My wife was asked to pose for Playboy; thankfully she refused, but she is a very beautiful woman. Still farts though. They all do.

 

I was about to post that the OP clearly has never lived with a chick, or he wouldn't ask this question. :-D-

 

Heard my girl do it when she sleeps (if I'm still up reading or on my tablet).

 

LMAO - I could totally see that happening. Good stuff..


Man... Yall don't even wanna hear about my horrific run-in with female feces

 

its called a fluff

 

While I was reading this at the airport commons, I suspect a lady left a ghostly presence in her wake while bussing her food.

Like Sasquatch, she was gone before anyone else would notice.

 

God, this thread is still going?

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Spoiler

 

Married for 11 years and before that I'd lived with a few girls in college, yes they fart, some quite a bit.

 

Her body's talking to ya, honey. It says you got a lot to learn.

 

Sounds like 'foot'

 

hahahaha ive always thought its weird to think about girls taking dumps lol

 

Girls fart? They do? I didn't know that.