If they do, whats it smell like?? Honestly, I was at the Wholes Food earlier and saw a few girls at the produce section barely shopping and just looking around to see if anyone notice the stench... Why would u go to a public place and not fart if you are just going to fart in private when you can just do it publicly??? Doesn't make sense.
Hah, I was actually going to start a thread asking about at what point in the relationship did your girl start feeling comfortable farting in your presence. On average girl farts are way, way worse than dude farts, in my experience. It's like they're always those "holding in poop" farts since they tend to put ****ting off to the last minute so that they're in and out super fast.
I have been married 8 years and have only heard my wife fart one time. It took me a minute to even realize it was one.
They fart. <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/do3GcJs4sQk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> http://youtu.be/do3GcJs4sQk
You obviously aren't married. They also drop huge turds that stink worse than a portapotty five minutes after the roach coach leaves the job site.
I was with my ex for 4 years and never farted in front of her. It doesn't seem like something that should be done in a woman's presence if it can be avoided. Perhaps they feel the same way.
Go to any concert and wait till the act comes on; especially if it is nickleback or some **** like that. And yeah you'll smell foulness aplenty. They seem to fart when they get excited.
True Story.. I hooked up with this cute petite girl, a small lil thang. The morning after, I wake up to her crawling out of bed and into the bathroom. No big deal. Then I wake up to her crawling back into bed. No big deal. Then in route to falling back asleep, I'm interrupted by some of the rankest stench inching thicker and thicker to where we're laying. Whatever animal she killed in there was filling up my entire room. It was terrible. Big things certainly come in small packages
