What's the craziest stuff anyone has admitted to you???

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Where should I start? I don't believe some of them, but it makes sense given the person, though people think I am actually ribbing them with some of these stories.



Partnering pastor (when I used to be Christian and a small new church that emphasized helping homeless and impoverished people): This visiting pastor said he was a pimp (didn't look like it) and even told stories of how he used to be involved with heavy drugs, used to beat women, and even forced girls to have sex with him.

An ex friend-classmate: He had been with his ex-girlfriend for years, but they were having problems. He said they were out of town one day and he left his girlfriend stranded in a small hick town and sold her car, once he got back in town.

Ex BF (who I loaned money to and didn't want to take me to work): He said, "I used to do cocaine, meth, and I was a tranny chaser. Spent time in jail (I find out what he actually did after a new mug shot site appeared on the internet). Did I mention the part about him being from a fairly wealthy family and being a strict Muslim background. He actually wore full bodied robes, right when he had to go to meetings at a Mosque. People also used to be shocked, when I said, "No, he's not black or mixed." He's a man from western Asia.



Two platonic girlfriends: Who have been in actual pornos?

Female co-worker: Whose sole purposes in life is to be a rich man's wife? There's some stories about some things, she has freely admitted or told people about. She's notorious for complaining, being obsessed with her looks, and letting people know she hates her job.

An ex-friend that I wanted to date: Admitted he was a swinger and bi-sexual. Revealed he had 4 girlfriends and liked glory holes (I didn't know what it was at the time). I badgered him about being married, and accidentally found out that he was (though he never admitted) married with kids. He got defensive about me asking him if he was married.

He even disclosed to me that his older brothers used to dress him up like a girl and penetrate him.




Military friend: Told me some not so savory stories about Iraq, which makes you wonder about alot of things. Keywords: Pat Tillman, the whole baby killer accusations, troubling assignments, and rampant sexual deviance and harassment... TOO GRAPHIC.

An ex-friend/another military type (who still owes me money and won't pay it back, but kept promising it to me day after day within in the next day): He basically tried to injure and almost kill a police officer. If you see his temper and moodiness, you wouldn't be surprised.

Neighbor: Who actually tried to conspire to kill a police officer on the news. We heard and it was like yeah right, and as soon as we turned on the news that night.

I've known someone who really did used to steal panties...from laundries and people's actual houses.

Another friend/co-worker: Of all the places in the world, we met each other at a sex shop. We got into a conversation. He said he was surprised to see me at there. I told him I like toys and massage liquids. He said he did as well, I saw him with things that would lead me to believe he was into S&M ( I have nothing against and I don't mind S&M now and then myself, but not regularly). He asked me about fetlife.com and adultfriendfinder.com, and I told him I wasn't really looking for anything like that. He told me not to be shy, and I would get alot of instant attention. He even told me what his title was on the site.

Curiosity killed this cat. I had to know what was on there. Went on there and find out he was a master who trained women to become a submissive sluts who sole purpose is to satisfy a man's every need, especially sexually. They (the girls) participate in orgies, gangbangs, glory holes, had to obey their masters (not necessarily their husbands, who I think know about the arrangement or requested), and none of it for money. I joked with him one day, saying how cruel he was for recommended that for me. And, he said... you never know what you could learn from such an experience (and you might enjoy being a slut).

Family secrets: *SMH* a few older and deceased relatives have spent time in a mental institutions, someone who I know very dearly used to be a moonshiner (in their younger days), and I have alot of relatives I am not even aware of .... I'll leave it at that.

 

WTF...

 

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pornagraphy someone's food or water is a killable offense to me!!

HOMEY DON'T PLAY THAT!!

Rocket River
Never would ask someone to bring me water unless i REALLY trusted them

 

Someone once told me he pulled himself across a dinner table when he was a few days old and that he was Jesus. That same person also claimed to have worked as a model for Karl Lagerfeld and to have dated p*rn stars, as well as having beaten up several guys without a single scratch, ducking and sliding at all the right times and generally feeling like a God.

Nowadays, that person has become a little older and only claims to be an economist, an expert in US constitutional law and an intern in a central bank.

 

Got a story that I recently asked a friend to fess up to the victim of the prank.

There were 3 of us driving around in my friend Mark's truck. We were Seniors in HS and we had been drinking. We wound up in this neighborhood where one of our fringe friends, Ken, was living with his parents.

Well it turns out Herb, who was in the truck with Mark and I, decided he wasn't a real big fan of Ken's and wanted to prank him. Herb tells Mark to cut the lights and pull up behind Ken's car. Ken had this Oldsmobile that he loved more than life. Herb jumps out drops trow and procedes to **** on the trunk of Ken's car.

The part Herb didn't consider was that he was in a position to get the prank turned on him. Once the turd was half way out, Mark honked the horn and turned on the headlights. Herb managed to pinch it off and jump off the trunk as we were pulling off. Mark pulled off slow enough for Herb (who was trying to pull up his pants) to jump in the back of the truck.

Ken was a snobby kind of guy who would never admit something like having his car **** on. Even though we casually hung around Ken for several more years he never mentioned the incident to any of us.

Saw my old friend Herb a few days ago, I told him after 30+ years maybe he ought to come clean to Ken. At the least just making up a fake Youtube account and posting on the account that we found that belongs to Ken. Something cryptic like.... "Had fun going to Brownsville with your Olds back in HS".

 

My roommate once told me he plucks the hairs around his ******* with tweezers

 

Ok you guys ready for a f-ed story?

I ended up being cool friends with this one girl whose parents were very well off and she was Catholic.

Anyhow... she gets raped at a young age (14-15) by some douchebag. It was her first time ever and she got pregnant! Un-be-lievable. To make matters worse, she didn't believe in abortions so she ended up keeping the baby.

She ended up going to a different school to hide the fact that she was pregnant and when she had the baby her parents told her to not say anything to anyone and tell people they adopted him. So to this day (as far as I know) her family is living a lie and she is calling her son her little brother.

Also the douchebag, doesn't even pay child support or sees the kid and he knows about the whole situation.

Also, I have more f-ed up stories to tell....

 

Two chicks, good friends of mine, moved to Austin in the late '60's and got a cottage on Baylor Street with my girlfriend at the time, the three thus becoming "The Baylor Street b****es." (I've mentioned them before) Both were virgins when they arrived in our glorious state capital (my girlfriend was most assuredly not), and each told me how they lost their virginity within a week of moving there. One got really loaded and had a threesome with two dudes, figuring that if she was going to pop her cherry, she may as well do it in style. Seriously! That's how she described it to me. Her parents were very strict, and when she was able to cut lose, she went all in. Her father owned a Honda motorcycle dealership in Houston, and I never saw her on a bike. Guess she just naturally hated them.

The other friend slept with the first guy she started a conversation with in Austin. Didn't know him from Adam, of course, but hit the mattress anyway. She never saw him again, and doesn't know his name. He's the father of her child. Too strange, isn't it. Had she mentioned her intentions to me ahead of time, I would have taken her to Planned Parenthood. I told her that after she gave me the news. Her reaction? "Now you tell me!!"

 

Bump, this thread is so good. Keep the stories coming fellas.

 

Chick admitted threesome with 2 dudes. I lmao.

 

No links but one was a 'hippie model' and her name was 'Willow'.

 

FAIL

"
Tube site search term 'Willow'

RESULT:
Did you mean: pillow ?

"

 

Can you elaborate on that a bit?

 

A girl came over one night. I had been talking with her for a a few weeks, so I was thrilled with the opportunity. Nothing "fun" happened because she proceeded to tell me that, just hours before, a naked man walked right in front of her and jumped off a building.

Also, another girl I was recently seeing admitted to losing her virginity at 13 and having "around 14 partners" by age 19 (which I guess isn't that shocking). She also said she had lesbian sex after watching a syndicated episode of Friends at age 16.

 

Not about Pat Tillman, but what and how friendly fires happen? A bit of recklessness goes on and innocent bystanders do get killed in process, and unfortunately a few of them end up being other soldiers. More times than it's only civilians that it really happens to. That's another story.