What's the craziest stuff anyone has admitted to you???

I male friend of mine admitted he had read (audio book) the Twilight series. Man-card revoked immediately, no trial, do not pass go.

 

Spoiler

 

I grew up in Oakland so I've been hearing people talk about drive-bys since junior high school, usually out in the open. I'm incline to believe most of them were just youthful boasting. Whether they were true or not, I don't know since I've never witnessed one personally. But during the 90's, the city had the second most homicides in California, next to LA so who knows. If I had reported everything I heard to the police, the whole school would be under investigation and I'd probably would have ended up dead. It's just one of those things that's just is.

There was this specific time where I was unnerved. I was drinking beer with a bunch of Vietnamese 20 somethings about 10 years back in San Francisco. (The kind that attached a "duuummaa" after every other sentence) They had some beef with Filipinos in Pacifica (just south of SF) and were talking about doing drive-bys.

 

Buddy of mine was a manager at Great American Cookie company. He told me he would piss in the cookie dough, wipe boogers in it, throw it against the wall, and then make cookies out of it.

 

I read the books and enjoy the movies. My wife and friends make fun of me for it. Don't care.

#TeamEdward

 

That is a real man, who doesn't give a **** what his buddies think.....

DD

 

I doubt it. Those places are pretty much open for the public to see what's going on.

 

It's ok. Said person in my post was my brother. CF members are also family. You do still lose the man card though.

 

Doesn't care because they all stopped talking to him after he grabbed their butts.

 

More awkward than crazy...
Recently a coworker was talking to me about his gymnast daughter and the difference in training regimen for olympics-focused vs. college scholarship-focused gymnasts. When he got to describing the effects of puberty on female body dimensions and then relayed his daughter's "upper torso dimensions" to me, I didn't know where to focus my eyes...

 

I also had a female co-worker tell me about her mans porno viewing habits. Apparently he watched a lot of german or japan p*rn. I got out of there in a hurry before hr called me in. Also had another female co-worker who kept asking me when i lost my virginity...thru company email. Smh

 

My mom told me once that she should have used birth control after I crashed her car at 15

 

Just say you are waiting on Juliane Hough.



DD

 

Two girls at separate times admitted to me that they had done some p*rn.

 

Don't you mean fat camp?

 

Lmao.

When people in general blurt out personal crap that i dont give a you know what about....sex/personal issues.

 

I'll own up to reading the Twilight books.

I had take a crap, and used the wife's restroom. The only reading material was the first Twilight book. I picked it up and started reading. It was like crack. I knew it was bad for me, but I wanted to know what happened. I read the other ones because I thought that they couldn't all be that bad.

Turns out, they were.

Oh well.

 

I once knew a guy who killed a drifter just to get an erection.

 

Names? Links?