What's the craziest stuff anyone has admitted to you???

Yeah, I had something similar.

On a second date, a girl told me that her dad allegedly* raped both her and her brother, then allegedly murdered her mom when she was like 4 or 5.

From a tiny town in East Texas. Apparently, no DNA stuff back then and the local police didn't do much about it as her father was good friends with all those in the police. As for the murder, he had strangled her to the point where she had to be taken to the hospital, where she would die a few weeks later due to the trauma. But, the mom wasn't exactly a picture of health, so he got off lightly. He went to prison for 15 years and is now out.

Freaked me out. But, this chick ended up being my first lay.

 

I was in high school hanging out with some high school friends. We were walking around (pre-driving age) and went up to Stop N Go. We run into this older guy there who looked dicey and basically had the "empty stare" look. He starts talking to us and says "come back here...I want to show you guys something". We weren't sure what he was doing but we felt safe as we had the numbers and he was just one person. So, he proceeds to pull out a gun and then talks about how he is in town for a "hit" but, for whatever reason, his target fell through. So, he then basically comes out and asks us if there is anyone we want him to knock off and he would do it for a small fee. Suffice to say...we pretended to give it some thought, declined, and got out of there. That was my first and only real encounter with a complete lowlife hitman at the Stop N Go near the old Charlie's hamburger joint on Bay Area Blvd near Clear Lake High School. lol

 

I went to happy hour with this account manager from TekSystems. This is only the second time that I had ever met the dude. After a few drinks he proceeds to tell me how he has this growth on his ******* and how he is getting surgery done the next morning to get this ******* growth removed. They basically were going to cut a pie shaped wedge out of his anus.

I'm sitting there the whole time thinking how I would never, ever admit this to anyone. Ever since then, when I see the guy I bring it up and make him tell his ******* story. He no longer is the account manager at this particular client. Weird.

 

Did y'all call the police?

 

We were just starting out in our rebellious, anti-establishment phase. We were rockers probably looking like Motley Crue teen roadies with our bandanas, rock t-shirts, and ripped jeans. I don't think it ever crossed our minds at the time. We didn't want any part of it.

 

Incorrect. FAILED or failed would be correct.

 

I hope you reported this guy to the police?

 

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Well

-My first roommate confessed to me that her boyfriend had a small peepee. I laughed so hard.
-My homeboy admitted to having a small peepee and jacking off everyday and not missing 1 day. sorry I know.
-I posted this before my second roommate admitted to only having anal sex. I don't think that was an admittance because we were having a conversation and she just blurted it out with no shame. .
-My girl best friend admitted to being into girls. Crazy because she had always had a boyfriend(that doesn't matter these days)until then. She plans on marrying a man because I know the guy she wants to marry and he's waiting for her to graduate so they can get married, but she has a part time girlfriend....... I think
-Another friend of mine admitted to having a 3-way. I already knew about it. It took her about 2 months to tell me after it happened. I was slightly disturbed. Not at the fact that it was a 3-way, but the other girl is so unattractive and sloppy.

 

It was some random guy waiting in line at a bar over 10 years ago.

 

Is a small peepee funnier or less funny than a girl being really fat?

 

I have a feeling that this is the direction the thread was supposed to head. Props!

 

Are you offended or trolling?
It wasn't the fact that he has a small peepee that's funny it's when they tell you. I could care less whether or not they have a small one. I'm not the one sleeping with them.

 

Not offended...so I must be trolling .

 

I asked if the college stuff counted before I posted. But looks like a troll or 2 will make me delete my post.

 

Nah, I liked it! Plus, it's been quoted already, so it doesn't matter if you delete it .

 

One time at band camp.....

 

I saw that movie. Emma Stone wasn't as good looking as usual, but still worth watching.

 

I hope you reported all this to the police.

 

Oh another one of my homeboys was mad because he was getting his butt kicked in a basketball game. He told the guy he was going in the house to get some water the guy tells him to bring him a cup too. Well he decides to dunk his sweaty balls in the guys cup before giving it to him. He later said he wasn't proud of what he did, but he couldn't help laughing at the guy while he drank the water and pretty much didn't care about winning the basketball game anymore.