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[FUNNY] Sex Toy Fools Entire Chinese Village

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  1. SunsRocketsfan

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    http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2012/06/sex-toy-fools-entire-chinese-village/

    The discovery of a double-headed sex toy mistaken for a mystical rare fungus brought national notoriety to a Chinese village and TV program this week.
    Villagers from Liucunbu, a rural community outside western Chinese city of Xi’an, encountered the sex toy while drilling a new well shaft. Hard-pressed to identify the flexible, fungi-like object, perplexed residents alerted the local news station, which immediately sent reporter Yunfeng Ye to the scene.
    In her coverage of the finding, broadcast last Sunday on the station’s investigative journalism program Xi’an Up Close, Ye thoroughly probed different aspects of the discovery, interviewing locals and inserting her own research on the alleged mushroom. Despite Ye’s earnest reporting, her and the villagers’ obliviousness of the object’s real identity has now lent itself to national amusement.
    The report opens with Ye proclaiming the discovery of the mysterious object, the likes of which “not even an 80-year-old local man has seen.” Villagers crouch around the object, floating innocently in a water-filled bucket. “It has an eye and a nose, but we don’t know what it is,” says a man who was among the drillers who discovered the sex toy.
    Describing the object’s qualities in explicit detail, Ye and the villager determine that it is a type of lingzhi, a shelf fungus of the Ganoderma lucidum species, which according to legend has the ability to give immortality. Asserting that the mushroom is rarely seen because it grows underground, she says, “When the Emperor Qin Shi Huang [the First emperor of China] was on the hunt for the secret to longevity, it is said he discovered this lingzhi was the answer.”
    After the program aired, many viewers immediately recognized the object as a sex toy modeled after female genitalia, and online video of the report gained millions of views overnight. While the video received many comments lauding the station’s and villagers’ “purity,” the day after the program aired the Xi’an news station posted an apology on Sina Weibo, a Chinese blogging website.
    “Our program last night made everyone laugh,” the apology said, expressing regret for an “uncomfortable and misleading” report. “Our reporter is very young and sheltered.”
    The original report from Xi’an Up Close can be found here .

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  2. rocketsjudoka

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    That is pretty funny. Reminds me of the movie "The Gods Must be Crazy".
     
  3. hotballa

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    Its like watching galaxy quest lol
     
  4. DonkeyMagic

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    this is what happens when you blur out the genitals in p*rn.
     
  5. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    That's Japan. Racist.
     
  6. DonkeyMagic

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    oh yeah. Either way, seems like they wasted a lot of extra material making that thing so long since as it was sold in asia
     
  7. tmoney1101

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    they've never seen a dick that big in china.

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  8. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    I suspect it was left there from the conquests of early Western European explorers who introduced diseases and fake va-jay-jay products to the native peoples.
     
  9. hotballa

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    Why is there a second hole in the thing??? Is it like a penis cozy or something? Cuz if its not then it loks like a toy designed for two penises
     
  10. gah

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    Chinese villager? :confused:
     
  11. K mf G

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    am i the only one that is curious?
     
  12. KingCheetah

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    Lol, one side is clearly shaped like a vag and the other is... errr a rear entry portal.
     
  13. RV6

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    One is the pee hole and the other is for the penis!!!
     
  14. krnxsnoopy

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    LOL the villagers being interviewed remind me of the folks in Mobile, Alabama.

    To me it look like a leprechaun to me!

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  15. trueroxfan

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    Is it gay to not like that? Asian p*rn tends to censor the actual insertion, I don't know if it's this or the annoying moaning that comes from Asian girls that turns me off.

    How did they not realize it was a penis?

    Must be an American thing, I see penis's everywhere. ;)
     
  16. Harrisment

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    Umm...it's not.
     
  17. DrLudicrous

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    Chinese fingercuffs?
     
  18. Yung-T

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    truerox fails...
     
  19. K mf G

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    spoiler for size

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  20. SunsRocketsfan

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    lol.. jokes on you now
     

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