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Don't know how to approach cute girl at the gym

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by paulftsk, Jun 6, 2012.

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  1. Summer Song Giver

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    So J is basically THAT motion?
     
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  2. Convictedstupid

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    I wish the misc was here to make fun of you.
     
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  3. ipaman

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    walk up to hear and get her to take off earphones. tell her you noticed her music player, earphones and they look nice. tell her you need new earphones/mp3, lost old one. if you ask what the old one was pick something that isn't what she has. ask hers, how they sound, where she got them, does she like them, etc...

    you break the ice and also you've setup your next conversation after you go buy her exact earphones. next time you see her you show yours :p

    after which you say you owe her for the recommendation since they are awesome. ask her if you could buy her a coffee, beer, etc... or if she has a suggestion.
     
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    Tell her you love her.
     
  5. Another Brother

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    Tell her you know me, and prepare to be stalked.
     
  6. paulftsk

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    I'm definitely going to talk to her tonight, brahs. And... Take creeper photos. Takes for the support, brethren!
     
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    Don't come back until you have done that.
     
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    ask her. "do you wanna see my cute dumbbells?'
     
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    What gym do you go to brah, maybe we can tag team her. Get that brahtherly 3some on. Actually forget the girl lets make out.
     
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  10. Joshfast

    Joshfast "We're all gonna die" - Billy Sole
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    brah brah brah brah brah brah brah brah brah brah brah brah brah brah brah brah brah brah brah brah

    BRAH
     
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    paulftsk, odds are against you. most women who go to the gym especially those that constantly have earphones on are not in the mood to mingle. but if you must, try this suggestion. probably the best advice you're gonna get if you need hit up this chick. good luck!
     
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    Got an idea that couldn't possibly go wrong:

    Get about 7 to 10 feet from her. You'll want to impress her so get out your phone and pretend to be on the phone with a friend. This is the conversation you'll have with yourself:

    You: Hey, brah, whats going on..
    (slight pause)
    You:Nothing much, just gettin' my swoll on..
    (slight pause)
    You:Yeah, brah, lets get all the boys together tonight and have a big one..
    (slight pause)
    You: Yeah, for sure, I'll call some people..
    (medium pause)
    You: Yeah, brah, I'll get some girls and...

    look over, give her a wink, and figure it out from there. I envision nothing wrong or awkward ever happening from this and before you know it, you'll be partying late night at the club with the 8.5/10 and members of the Houston Aeros.
     
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    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/yxkuk4_Vr8c" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
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    screw my original advice, go with this instead.

    "I know we just met, and this is crazy. But I'm on bath salts, and your face looks tasty."
     
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    ^^ I know we just met, and this is crazy, can I borrow your towel, I'm a little sweaty?!?!?!? Not a great rhyme, but It'll work
     
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    update paul? or ur lazy ass didnt go work out today?
     
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    Isn't the gym a notoriously difficult place to pick up women? Especially when they have headphones in?
     
  18. Blake

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    Always enjoy watching guys try to hit on girls at the gym. Usually about a 5% hit ratio
     
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    Update:
    I took a creeper photo and then talked to her! I'll post the picture and somewhat awkward conversation later; I have to meet some friends in midtown. My heart is still pumping lol
     
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    waiting for the pics! :grin:
     

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