Swinging - aka seeing your wife get plowed - Your thoughts?

I once gave a ride, not a ride-ride, home to a group of swingers at an old pool joint on Richmond (Shooters I think). No, I did not partake in the festivities.

 

Your wife already make you an ultimatum? Poor guy.

 

Thats the weird /completely hypocritical/ its-acceptable-cuz-we-dont-want-to-see-our-moms-and-sisters-as-dirty sluts thing

Women keeping APPEARANCES of clean and pure is whats most important, to protect the grime and filth "under the hood".

Its supposed to be about whats inside, but just getting an image makeover, superficial styling and feeling clean and "sanitized" can overrule the foulest sh** with women. "Cleanliness is godliness" I guess

 

A lot of customs of relationships are built around avoiding natural risks and dangers, like STDs and unplanned pregnancies, having kids NOT your own, etc. It just makes sense to have monogamy to cut out all kindsa unhealthy extra BS attached to promiscuity.

So we have values out of NECESSITY, more than about conviction or belief.

But in a more perfect world, what if there wasnt std health threats and all pregnancies are planned? All promiscuity is safe. Would the "floodgates" open up for everyone to have swinger orgies all the time with no danger or risk? (Probably).

Not soon but maybe in the distant future I see it as cheapening of values eventually. I wouldnt swing, but really "nihilistically", why not cheapen it now.

 

I've always associated swinging with trailer trash.

 

No doubt it creates a special bond.

 

Lol, I have a crazy, yet hilarious story to share about this.

A while ago, as a relatively young naive guy, I'm in Prague. I'm having dinner at a cafe near New Town and a couple, who turn out to be American, approach me as soon as I'm separated from my company. The woman, who is very pretty, is relatively quiet but the guy starts asking me harmless questions, making jokes, then talking about whether I'm uncomfortable with modern relationships.

At this point I get a little skeptical, thinking this is a scam, and make an excuse to get away. The woman says take care gorgeous, the guy shakes hands with me, and we separate. I make sure they don't follow me and go home to crash at my hotel.

The next day - I see them at a square right next to my place getting into a rental car with a chauffeur (they don't see me). I'm thinking this is some coincidence and they're genuine tourists going to see the sights of the city. I have a great day, come home to shower and head out for the night. I'm at the same square ready to get into a cab and go to a club when I run into them again. I'm pretty buzzed and friendly, they smile and are once again really friendly.

This is where things started to get weird. The woman is now more talkative than the guy and really touchy feely, which is strange for an American woman walking with her husband. They both say they have a very "interesting proposal" for me that they think I will like, but it's a private one and don't want my friends involved.

It's decision time for me - am I going to end up kidnapped and dismembered the next day - or is this an adventure I might as well look into? I make sure my friends meet them a little while after, and they even take a pic as an insurance policy. So now I'm feeling good, this woman is incredibly fine and sexy (even up against all the Eastern European women surrounding her), and I get the feeling something magical is going to happen.

It turns out, the guy wants to watch me have sex with his wife. He requests I don't ask specifics as he has never done this before but they were looking forward to it ever since they saw me. I start laughing but in the back of my mind, I knew it was building up to something like this ever since they took an ounce of extra interest. I look at the woman and she's blushing but eventually speaks up and says, "I feel a connection with you, and I can tell you are a very intuitive lover. That is what I am looking for, nothing crazy like S&M..."

So I'll leave it up to your imagination as to what happened after that... but it's a whole novel in itself. Fun times. =]

 

You won't believe the stories i've seen as an editor at penthouse.

 

If you like seeing your wife getting plowed. .. .
. .. I suggest a mirror on the wall . .or ceiling . . .or headboard. . .

Rocket River

 

My wife and I have done swinging. It can be pretty fun, but to each their own.

 

An attractive female willing to join a married couple for a threesome is apparently called a Unicorn in swinging circles, because they're that damn rare.

I've got cousins in open marriages, and I have a few casual friends that I'm pretty damn sure are swingers. To each their own, but that lifestyle is not for me.

 

I remember this one time my wife and I posed as swingers in Prague. We took a sucker for everything in his wallet. Unfortunately, we only got away with $4.78 and a condom that expired in 1989.

 

Haha, sounds similar to my story. Except in my case the woman was attractive and the wallet went untouched!

 

The only thing that story lacked was Niagara Falls -- please try harder.

3.2/ 10

 

Most of you are overweight and pasty white, so your ability to pleasure a woman is very limited. Making love to me is sort of like climbing the Himalayas, it's a very gradual descent into ecstasy. Full of surprises, crevases, unexpected twists and turns... but an inevitable ascension to the heavens. And all of this happens with a 9 inch thunder bolt between your legs.

Lol, about 20 minutes into the guy was screaming at her and spanked my ass. That was so ****ing weird, so I'm hissing "no touching dude". He tries joining the party in his underwear and I kick him off the bed screaming "that's not cool man". The hotel bellman came to the door TWICE with noise complaints. And I'm not a rough lover, she was just very into it.

 

WOW!

Rocket River