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i am stuck in court today because of a summons for a fire code violation at one of my restaurants. i have decided to liveblog my my experience and observations for everyone: first thing i notice when i walk in is the unusually large group of good looking asian females in skimpy outfits. im assuming they are hookers or happy ending masseuses. criminal court is on the same floor as code violations. fake internet apologies to them if they arent hookers. also the attorneys here look like bouncers. the court officers are like half their size. if any attorney acted up i dont think the court officers can hold them down physically. the lawyers must be on steroids and adderall. they have not stopped talking to each other for the past hour.
some dude who looks like a 70 yr old jax from street fighter has been walking back and forth next to my line for the past 30 minutes. dreds are impressive for a man at that age. i hear you cant wash them. can u imagine old people smell combined with unwashed hair smell?
one of the asian girls just walked past my line and broke everyones neck because she was wearing a low cut tank top under a see through lace blouse with a short skirt. things were jiggling all over the place. must have been D's easily. definitely a hooker. even the women were looking.
Just got back from court. Wasn't to bad of an experience, I have to go back though final thoughts. there is an insane amount of girls at (not just the hookers saw) the courthouse. I wonder if it's like this in other cities as well. A bunch of the female attorneys look like they're wearing pantsuits from fredderick's of hollywood. funny thing was the only guy hitting on the girls was this Bill Cllinton lookalike. Even laughed like him too. :grin:
I had surgery to remove heel spurs on my feet a couple of weeks ago, so I have to wear socks when I leave the house. On top of that, I can only wear these huge hospital sandals as well because regular shoes are too tight with the bandages on, and cause pain. I went to HEB before a bbq on Saturday and I saw 2 people looking at me like that.
