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Thai Massage

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Big MAK, May 28, 2012.

  1. Big MAK

    Big MAK Member

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    No, this is not about happy endings, although I'm sure it will turn into that...

    Anyone ever get these? I get a massage about once a month due to a muscle spasm in my back. If I don't get them every so often, I will sometimes injure my back again at the gym and be in pain for a good week. I ususally go to a specific lady who does a great job (not a thai place), but every once in awhile I'll try a different place. I only go to places that look like a reputable business, I stay away from the ones that obviously offer endings.

    Anyway, I don't know if it's all Thai places or just the couple I've been to, but most masseuses (non thai) are very careful about keeping you covered the entire time. Not at these Thai places. They just take the entire covering off and you lay face down butt naked. When you turn over on your back, they'll cover you back up... except this one place I just went to, I was just laying there naked, face up. I was expecting them to offer a happy ending, which I would have turned down, but they never offered and covered me back up after a couple minutes. A different place offered for an extra $50, which I turned down... maybe if it were free. haha jk.

    Anyway, anyone get these? Do they all do this?
     
  2. Jontro

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    What exactly did they offer for an additional $50?

    Just a hj? Hell I could get that for free from Sarah Jay when the Heat wins a ship.
     
  3. Outlier

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    They usually give me boxer shorts to wear during the massage.
     
  4. aghast

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    Wait a second.

    You go into a prostitute's place of business? And you don't ask for prostitution?

    That's just rude.

    (See the tip thread. They work on commission, ya know...)
     
  5. coolweather

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    cool story bru!
     
  6. hotballa

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    isnt it illegal to get a nude massage even if there are no happy endings?
     
  7. rezdawg

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    It's pretty standard to be nude for massages.

    For Thai massages, I keep boxers on bc you get twisted and turned during it, so it's best to cover up. Swedish massage though, unnecessary to have any clothing on.
     
  8. hotballa

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    i always got my boxers on for massage. be kinda weird to be nekkid.
     
  9. crossover

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    So I love the part where you say this isn't about happy endings, then proceed to talk about happy endings in pretty much your entire post
     
  10. Big MAK

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    I just wanted to make it clear that I was talking about the process of the massage... not the ending.
     
  11. Jontro

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    What do you have against happy endings anyway?
     
  12. rezdawg

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    If you go to real spas, it would be more weird to have boxers on than be nude. Nothing is revealed when youre nude...a towel would be covering everything up. Boxers restrict the masseuse from massaging your upper thigh and lower back.
     
  13. bigtexxx

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    is "Thai" pronounced like "tie" or "thigh"?
     
  14. astros99

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    rice education didnt teach you that brah?
     
  15. arjun

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    would you decline a happy ending from her??

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  16. AroundTheWorld

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    tie...
     
  17. coolweather

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    that's a Thai-ger.
     
  18. bigtexxx

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    nope, sorry -- I figured there might be some folks who may not know the proper pronunciation. See the link

    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/sTLNwWhN_f4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
  19. CourtOfDreams

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    Hopefully HP doesnt redirect this thread....
     
  20. HombreDeHierro

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    he's of teh gayz

    he'd get one at a guy massage
     

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