My problem was never getting it up, I just could never feel enough to finish. So bj's would literally last like 45 minutes and nothing. Then I'd just get bored and tell her to stop haha.
I used to have that problem a little after I started drinking beer... but now I don't . That's pretty much I'll say on the subject. Sorry, man. I wished I could give away how I got rid of it, but I think that, with time, it just happened (literally).
Got a funny story: So my phone died last night, and I turned it on this morning and I had a voicemail from a friend at 4:45 am. I was like wtf, must of been an accident. I listen and all it says is "yo bro hit me up." I called back and his phone was off, I try again a few hours later and he answers. Well this is the reason for the message... My friend, who doesn't usually get drunk, in fact in college he always prided himself on how he never got drunk. He's a big black dude and thought he was too cool for it I guess lol, jk. Anyways, so he tells me the reason he called... Apparently he got way too drunk, passed out on 6th st. while walking to the car. Woke up in the back of an ambulance. Tried to escape from the ambulance, finally convinced the guy that he was just drunk and needed a taxi. The taxi takes him home, but then he realizes he doesn't have enough money for the taxi, he also realizes he left his friends car he borrowed in a spot that you can't park overnight. So the taxi driver takes him to the car and takes his id, so that he can pay him back tomorrow. Well my friend stupidly got in the car and started to drive it. Passed out at an intersection, and woke up to a cop tapping on the glass. Apparently, the cop was nice enough to give him two options: 1) Go to jail. 2) Sleep it off in the car. My friend chose #2. So he said the cop drove the car into a parking lot and then he woke him up at 10:30 this morning. lol wtf... That is why I never drive if I want to get drunk. It's also why I never go out. Too broke for taxis, and I never drink more than a beer and drive. Glad he is all right though. Anyways, I had to tell someone since he probably wouldn't want me telling all our friends.
yeah i remember afterward i asked her what was wrong and she was like "i'm sorry i wasn't able to please you." I was like "chill out, i was drunk." plus she was the kinda chick that didn't work the balls so perhaps that would have helped. alcohol or not, i blame her now.
Sometimes when girls are bad there is no finishing. I've had to tell a girl I'll finish it myself a few times.
I'm watching the game sipping rum and coke and a few budlight platinums with my girlfriends we're all out of it before I know it. They left. I called my guy friend apparently I was talking that ummm unapporiateness hah. I remember my phone dying and I didnt have the strength to go get my charger. Next thing you know I woke up at about 1:45am like wtf happened. Welp Guess I took a power nap/passed out. Played a few matches on Black ops until I got sleepy again. ugh
I actually didn't know girls could give bad bj's until a couple of months ago. Man I wish I could have recorded my facial expressions, I can only imagine the faces I was making. It actually hurt, the chick was using her teeth I guess. Worst bj ever. I finished but ******* I have no idea how. I closed my eyes and thought of the freakiest **** imaginable.
Oh, hai. Crawfish day, which means a lot of beers, now chillin' with some Scotch and one burnt. Feeling good, go 'Stros!
Wow 6st this weekend was crazy!!! And yah most of the people there were so nice (I'm from Houston) went there for friends grad. Needless to say we got way too drunk and lost. This random chicks actually stopped when they saw us, took us to their place and we passed out on their couch.
