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I WANT A ****ING CIGARETTE SO ****ING BAD

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by moestavern19, May 16, 2012.

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  1. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Member

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    **** **** **** **** ****.

    Why isn't this **** illegal?
     
    #1 moestavern19, May 16, 2012
  2. The_Yoyo

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    would you settle for a regular cigarette?
     
    #2 The_Yoyo, May 16, 2012
  3. moestavern19

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    I'd smoke Tebow's pole right now if nicotine came out.
     
    #3 moestavern19, May 16, 2012
  4. Scionxa

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    Smoke a blunt. Don't worry about your job, we have a thread that has you covered.
     
    #4 Scionxa, May 16, 2012
  5. thegary

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    don't be such a p***y
     
    #5 thegary, May 16, 2012
  6. moestavern19

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    My job is to watch my son. Henceforth he does not need to see my smoking, nor do I want to have it anywhere near him.

    So the rest of you get to suffer my wrath.
     
    #6 moestavern19, May 16, 2012
  7. moestavern19

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    I'm trying to talk about my feelings here, rather than insult all of you.

    So tell me, why am I being a p***y?
     
    #7 moestavern19, May 16, 2012
  8. K mf G

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    tyrion becomes a smoker and it plays a major role in episode 10 of season 2
     
    #8 K mf G, May 16, 2012
  9. srrm

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    Strengthen your mind. put on a youtube meditation video or something.
     
    #9 srrm, May 16, 2012
  10. moestavern19

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    Thanks for the advice, admiral cockflounder. Do you have any other wisdom nuggets floating around in your bucket of knowledge?
     
    #10 moestavern19, May 16, 2012
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    Typical muggle.
     
    #11 Kate81, May 16, 2012
  12. thegary

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    i'd rather you insult me than to hear you whine.
     
    #12 thegary, May 16, 2012
  13. LonghornFan

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    Who's first for sig material?
     
    #13 LonghornFan, May 16, 2012
  14. moestavern19

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    So basically nobody gives a **** and would rather I just continue to insult everyone than actually offer anything constructive?

    Thats about what I thought.

    **** all of you.
     
    #14 moestavern19, May 16, 2012
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    Everyone got you pissed off so you will think about that and not think about the cigarettes!!! You're welcome.
     
    #15 jank1434, May 16, 2012
  16. moestavern19

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    This is the 9th time I've quit smoking in the past 2 years.

    I'm getting really good at it.
     
    #16 moestavern19, May 16, 2012
  17. Kate81

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    Go buy a pack of Big League Chew.
     
    #17 Kate81, May 16, 2012
  18. moestavern19

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    Walking into a gas station would be a brutal mistake.
     
    #18 moestavern19, May 16, 2012
  19. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    What about the patch?
     
    #19 DaDakota, May 16, 2012
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    It helps if you stop drinking too.
     
    #20 Kyakko, May 16, 2012
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