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Sammy D's b day with the Boats and Ho's.

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by El Hitman, May 11, 2012.

  1. hotballa

    hotballa Contributing Member

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    i guess i shouldnt be shocked that you would be drawn to topics about tampons ;)
     
  2. AroundTheWorld

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    LOL I never ever thought about this. Just had to google it.
     
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  3. NotInMyHouse

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    ..and yet somehow "accrued seniority" has allowed him to once again disrespect other people's property and hard work.
     
  4. Dubious

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    Disrespecting a thread in a website is a problem, disrespecting real people is not?
     
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  5. NotInMyHouse

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    Who said anything about devastating? The amount of time the re-direct was in place is totally irrelavant. We're talking about someone who thinks enough of himself to piss all over Clutch and the CF community multiple times. Heyp's stunt served as a disservice to himself and his "crusade" to save a bunch of adult women who made their own career choices. He apparently has a history of hacking and asshattery around here, so maybe that's why you're fine with it. Gotta stay on his good side for fear or reprisal, right?

    I'm not sure what you're doing, other than being Dubious. I supposed you'd be just fine with someone hacking your website that served the masses of Rockets and NBA fandom?
     
  6. ima_drummer2k

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    Loneliness has followed him his whole life. Everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape.

    He's God's lonely man.
     
  7. Dubious

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    Your site owner already said the hack was harmless code. This isn't the crime of the century.

    Obviously the dehumanization of women is a hot button issue for him from some personal experience.

    For me, the issue was Hitman exploiting a chance encounter to pump up his ego and illegal business at Sam's expense. Not cool.
     
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  8. IBTL

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    and did anyone get pumped? I for one have not seen one ho or one boat since like page 3. People promote business all the time and the pictures were not covert. You need to relax. Really all kinds of harmless fun at a typical strip club. Seems to be a hot button with you too I think it's time we explore your stripper stories. Is this something to do with you being from utah? the guy works at a strip club where chicks show their CLAM for cash. What do you think he might think of women? Sure he may not come off as the most classy guy but the stories are amusing, pics of garden troll variety are fun, and besides its a strip club!

    Last time I checked the strip club industry seems to be not going anywhere so the best thing you can do is ask hitman to put that spoiler sfw thing on his posts when showing his 'ho's'

    The fact that it made it this many pages is because of the re direct. Looking back the re direct was kind of funny too.

    I mean what was heyp expecting-

    a) hpd will show up and be like "freeze everyone we saw Heypartners post"
    b) some 'ho' will get off the boat and into heyps arms?(captain save a ho )
    c) we will all fall for his god like status as near admin ?
    d) we will all think he is weird and be like shaking my f-ing head?
    e) dubious

    my favorite part:

    Umm I guess heyp left?
     
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  9. Ender120

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    This cracked me up.
     
  10. ballerboy001

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    You must spread reputation around before giving it to IBTL again.
     
  11. SacTown

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    REPPED
     
  12. Dubious

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    I wasn't expecting anything, I just saw HP's pain. I felt bad for him. Some real world something hurt this dude.

    I was surprised that on Rocket's board there wasn't more outrage at Sam being outed and used. Hitman did say he didn't sex up a pro but didn't hesitate to proclaim prostitution in the same post with his pic. Bros keep private sh**, private. All million dollar contracts come with morals clauses.

    I guess I shouldn't be surprised at the feeding frenzy, piling on moment of weakness, this is a kids site. Kids pile on or they get piled on.

    I read Hitman's other threads, even commented that he ought to keep notes for a book. The seedy underside is titillating like a noir paperback, but the reality of it is just sad. Hitman crossed over from humorous narrator to just jaded and mean somewhere in there.

    Anyway, I just had a day to kill today.
     
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  13. Harrisment

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    Not sure if you're implying that people on here are just immature, or do you really think this site is predominantly made up of kids? I'd guess the average age is more likely 25-35.
     
  14. Dubious

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    Exhibit A: The GARM :grin:

    ( I probably skew the average all by myself)
     
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  15. Dr of Dunk

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    The thread should've been closed and stickied after this post. I just spit my drink.
     
  16. Coach AI

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    Well, in that context they are both adding 'flavor' to the board I guess. Hell, hp has been doing it for even longer. That's also kinda what we expect from him and from Clutch's comments it appears to be under control.

    Like I said its more interesting that either 'side' appears worth taking. It appears that pimp shtick gets you man groupies, while hacker shtick is no bueno.
     
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    You tried to hack my site you son of a b****?
     
  19. rimbaud

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    What heypartner did was nothing. I currently am hacking this site to divert all users to my own website that looks just like the BBS but actually is a page on geocities. It is imperceptible to all of you suckers. Even Clutch cannot tell the difference. I am a genius with computers. Hahahahahaha. Simulacra, b****es.
     
  20. ballerboy001

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    PLEASE, pardon the crudeness of it. I'm no pro at photoshopping, etc, etc.

    Stumbled upon this in unsorted. It's kinda accurate to the happenings of this thread.
    [​IMG]

    Don't be afraid to rep. :)
     

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