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Sammy D's b day with the Boats and Ho's.

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by El Hitman, May 11, 2012.

  1. IBTL

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    its more like

    (in grandma voice)
    "umm hello police ..yes I'd like to report crimes and sins taking place in that establishment of fornicators..yes I'm in another state and yes I'm going off of hearsay from an internet bbs.. but we need officers down there right now.. this sin has got to stop"

    do as I say not as I do since HP apparently dated said distributors of sin but is against pictures on internet of strippers? geez grandma. Come on HP you just had a bad night last night since I think you are a good guy. Hey Hitman post more pics of strippers that look like garden trolls and ones with crazy hand tattoos. Me likey.

    Apparently hitmans club is the first time in history of strip clubs where a stripper has done extras for cash. We need to get SWAT over there and Hazmat suits while we wash each one. These people are dirty 'over there'.

    its not like the pics of Dalembert were taken covert. Clearly Dalembert (not hard to spot) was posing for pictures at a strip club so not a big deal.

    For Hitman to be there and in the day of 'pics or it didnt happen' its rockets relevant and vaguely amusing to see pics of strippers. I like having clutch fans members in the field collecting rockets relevant info albeit something as unimportant as a birthday. Rockhead took photos of dream that were covert. To me that was lamer than this where Dalembert is right there posing.

    I'm glad that Dalembert was skank hunting on birthday and I wouldnt want it any other way. This proves he is keeping his regimen of whoring along with other typical athlete workouts through the offseason. I think we should sign him BECAUSE of this since this means Dalembert is NORMAL.

    This is not church chat so I think OP is giving crowd what they want. I for one want to see more pics of strippers from gessner. I always like to have a running mental notebook of skanktitude in the houston area. Besides, If it helps one of us from a distance here decide if we want to make a trek to gessner?...then good for OP right?yawn.

    In the meantime I will call another state to make a citizens arrest and call the police in las vegas.. tell them I have reason to believe that sin is being committed within their city limits.
     
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  2. hotballa

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    i just wanted to say that i find it almost beautiful symmetry in the fact that you put up such a enthusiastic argument about dalemberts whoring ways and loving the word infestations
     
  3. IBTL

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    no it's 'infested' that I like. yes there are some parallels. you are mixing threads btw
     
  4. vaioavan63

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    Judging by HeyPartners' moniker, he must be gay. Hence "partner". Fabulous thread derailment, partner.
     
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  5. dragician

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    HP is the same guy who defended Patti Labelle here.

    That's all.
     
  6. Dubious

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    And Hitman is scumbag.

    Seems about even.
     
  7. trueroxfan

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    Can't say that I really know what kinds of threads El Hitman has posted in the past. I recognize his name, but I don't read through entire threads or pay attention to who says what all to often.

    I want to see pictures of stippers, I could care less about El Hitman...
     
  8. Dubious

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    Awesome thread, still waiting on heypartner's response...
     
  10. KingCheetah

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    Hacking Clutchfans and redirecting to another site...

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  11. Apps

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    Bout time this site had some drama. Let's hope both parties last long enough for this to play out. I think heypartner went overboard, but el hitman is certainly a scumbag, so I think I'm tentatively in hp's corner for now. Plus I don't think it's so much about saving-a-hoe for him than it is how much he despises hitman's pimp schtick.
     
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  12. torque

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    Team HP for me. Do not like the fact that el hitman is a member of clutchfans. Yuck.
     
  13. hotballa

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    so how long before we get a team hp vs team embezzling pimp thread poll?
     
  14. ballerboy001

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    what a fascinating train wreck. I've never seen such a meltdown in life. *cue the tyra banks going crazy gif*. My goodness.
     
  15. HMMMHMM

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    Nice read.

    Yes.
     
  16. mrm32

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    This needs to be started.
     
  17. ballerboy001

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    I'm shocked there aren't any memes being generated, yet.

    I'd like to agree its due to the degree of sadness, but tell that to Houstunnin.
     
  18. VooDooPope

    VooDooPope Love > Hate

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    I'll take team neither.
     
  19. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    I think my penis is too small.
     
  20. mrm32

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    Why hasn't this been posted?

    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/4Y5Wulf6qk0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     

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