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Sammy D's b day with the Boats and Ho's.

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by El Hitman, May 11, 2012.

  1. King1

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    Chick on the right looks like a lawn gnome
     
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  2. IBTL

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    hey man how much to bang the skank on left with the crazy hand tattoo?

    boats and hoes !!
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  3. gifford1967

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    You must not like your job much.
     
  4. TheChosenOne

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    yeah , shutup b****
     
  5. El Hitman

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    Actually last night was their first night ever and the one on the left gave my buddy "lap dances" for $100. I've been coaching them for a couple days now. It benefits me for them to be selling low and not high cause then I make more money. Kind of how Morey devalues his players right before he trades them or renews their contracts. Any new girl that comes in, I always tell them that since their new, they can't sell their lap dances too high cause they don't have the experience or the street smarts. So since they're selling low, I make a bigger profit. More bang for my buck.

    I gotta get ready for work. I'll be posting again later.


    Hellboy
     
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  6. ballerboy001

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    LOL @ "lap dances."
     
  7. heypartner

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    I know...he's an idiot. There are cops on this site. It's like.."let me go on the Internet and report how the dancers at Eclipse Gentlemans Club are doing $100 'lap dances' for patrons...wink wink. Oh, and here is a picture of the dancer who will do those $100 extras -- the one on the left. Also we serve liquor to patrons to the point of puking on the bar."

    And while I'm at it, I'll post drunken pictures a prized patron...the Rockets center... with Hoes. I'm so cool.
     
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  8. heypartner

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    Oh, and let's not forget about the privacy of the dancers themselves...the majority of whom do not want the world to know what they are doing...often for important reasons.
     
  9. cod

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    So this thread is really about bragging being a pimp or should that be "pimp"?
     
  10. v3.0

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    Chafers gonna chafe.
     
  11. heypartner

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    Yep, and we should call him El Doucheman and Failboy
     
  12. ElPigto

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    Not that I agree with him posting pictures, but doesn't he posts these dancers pics all over Facebook. I would assume they are well aware of what Hell boy does.
     
  13. Dave_78

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    Good to see El Hitman alive and well.

    Play on, playa.
     
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    They shouldn't pose for pictures while they are hoeing then.
     
  15. Shaud

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    Some of you are very paranoid
     
  16. IBTL

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    This is a strip club on gessner.Let that sink in for a moment.

    El hitman is giving the crowd what they want. you sound like an old lady on this one.
     
  17. Rip Van Rocket

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    I feel bad for Dalembert. Spending your birthday in a club run by El Hitman. Just sad.

    And then to have the "manager", El Hitman, post on BBS with details about vomiting etc. If I were Dalembert, I would not be happy with El Hitman.
     
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  18. Amel

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    this...
     
  19. Honey Bear

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    You sensitive skanks just don't get it. I'm referring to the self conscious conspiracy theories on being busted and dalembert not being truly loved. It's just a forgettable night and a pic of 4 ppl doing nothing illegal. Harmless, cheap laughs.

    Keep it real hitman... And keep representing the entrepreneurial Hispanic community. Guys like you and juanvaldez make us proud.
     
  20. TheRealist137

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    Lol true that. Now I don't know about how prestigious hitmans club is but dalembert is a millionaire basketball player. He should do way better than spend his birthday at some shady club.

    Even Damon Jones and Bob Sura live it up more or their birthday parties than Dally and they don't even get paid by the league anymore.

    What's up with that?
     

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