placement and everything else is pretty close too. My only solace is that no sane heterosexual male with a functioning penis would have been able to resist it.
Haha, hate when that happens. I was rolling something up a ramp at work a couple of weeks ago, and below me there is a little patio people go to smoke cigs. Well, I was directly above her and noticed her out of my peripheral as I was about to spit over the rail. When I noticed her I looked down, she was wearing a loose shirt and you could see a big cleavage valley and I looked just a litttttle too long cause she looked up and immediately pulled her sweater tighter to cover herself up... Oh well, can't even remember what her face looks like so I don't have to worry about seeing her again.
When I was at UH, they had one of those "free ****" everywhere days. One of the booths had rootbeer floats, and as you all know, a brother gotta have his rootbeer float. While I'm in line, chick in the front of the line get's hers and is walking back, she has the puppies out in full force. I'm caught in the aura of their beauty. I look up and make eye contact with her, she looks down at her boobs then looks back up at and gives me the "Ugh!" face. Squinches her eyes and everything. I give her the pshh, b!tch please face, point at em and say "you knew what you were doin when you put that on today", she rolls her eyes and walks away. You gotta tell em like it is my man.
You should have reciprocated by putting your pee pee on the counter, too. And then say something like "yeeeaaahhh... amirite? amirite?"
If a 40 year old woman is sporting a tank top, she's fishing for self-validation. Yes, just smile like she made you happy and you'll make her day ...and maybe a slightly humorous toned, "thanks for eating at Arby's"
