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Husband Photographs Cheetahs Attacking His Wife

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Big MAK, May 5, 2012.

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  1. Thefabman

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    lol

    i wonder if he thot to just let it happen to remarry....
     
  3. superfob

    superfob Mommy WOW! I'm a Big Kid now.

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    I'd be surprised if many of us "first worlders" could even survive out in nature for an extended period of time let alone face off with a natural predator.

    We've domesticated ourselves a long time ago.
     
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    Not to derail this thread, but this reminds me of an old joke:

    A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file.

    The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"

    "My wife's."

    "What happened to her?"

    The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her." He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?" The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her." A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two men.

    "Can I borrow the dog?"

    "Get in line."
     
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  5. Jontro

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    I probably can't. But I doubt many of us would be put to such extreme conditions for an extended period of time, unless you're on Survivor. I think I can do Survivor.
     
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    I really would expect more discriminating tastes from KingCheetah. You can see that he "would hit" in this foreboding photo. SMH
     
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    They deserve each other.
     
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    He should've asked the cheetahs to sign the pictures and take some with him afterwards.
     
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    Good. I love when people get what's coming. Dont **** with God damn wild animals. Sheesh.
     
  10. Yung-T

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    Unless you like it rough and want some really cool mutant animal kids. :cool:
     
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    King Cheetah is bad.
     
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    Only thing I could think of when I heard about this then read this thread was:

    [​IMG]

    used to love tekken.
     
  13. KingCheetah

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    That isn't a King Cheetah Dr. B-Bob.
     
  14. KingCheetah

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    Could you take down a 500 pound Wildebeest?

    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/KoRM14rlwSU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
  15. Nook

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    A Scotsman, duh! (topic moves to D&D)
     
  16. thadeus

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    Cheetahs are like the p*****s of the animal world. I could kick all of their asses.
     
  17. Nook

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    What is it with white people thinking they can play with or train wild animals like they do dogs... They are wild, instinctual creatures.
     
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    You would have to catch them first. :p
     
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    No acetol (ass-at-all).
     
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    The Cheetah didn't go crazy... The Cheetah went Cheetah.
     
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